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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

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Charles Nelson Reilly on Match Game 75 EP #532

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Cinderella (1997)

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Sometimes I think.

Wow. I will never be desirable to anyone ever again.

And like. That's not anyone's problem to deal with other than me but fuck it feels bleak

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LAST HOLIDAY (2006) dir. Wayne Wang

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*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

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Debbie Reynolds

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What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

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Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.

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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs