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When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 

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spent too long making 1 second animated gifs for discord emojis

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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

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okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

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What if you were out with your friends and you were all getting coffee and shopping and having a good time and reminiscing about your last day out together and everything was light and happy and fun. And then the demon warrior appeared.

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i think there's something so intimate about calling someone 'my love' because yeah. you are the sunlight i love that pours through my bedroom window and lights up the whole room and you are the song i love that i force everyone to listen to and you are the flowers i love and look for everywhere because even though their beauty is fleeting they come back again and again and you are the moon i love and the stars that i love and. you are everything i love and will ever love. my love. you are all my love. and with all of that love, i can only think of you

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My son egg n his brother cheese

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Then one faggy Christmas eve, santa came to slay

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Happy Halloween everynyan :3

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i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now

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nearly all libraries have a ghost, but medical libraries frequently have a ghost and a skeleton

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if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

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Still bothered by the US cultural idea that men can only be non-romantically intimate with one another in war-like or competitive circumstances.