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so many snow animals are just white puff with dot eyes. amazing design

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they fucking killed him

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I dont really want to do that

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I’m sitting in a coffee shop right now, and there’s a teenage boy and girl (I’d say about 16-17) sitting at the next table over. At first I thought they were on a date, but actually the exact opposite is happening - no, not a breakup. I mean they’re talking about the fact that they both have a crush on the same girl. Currently they’re very earnestly debating whether they should ask her out one after another or if they should go together like in that one episode of Community.

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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

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My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

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🧿 She who sees beyond Life and Death 🧿

all my links

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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

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Recently I finished the Tellius games for the second time and I got the secret base conversation, and, u know, makes you think 😔 I also have the need to explain that Soren didn’t grow a lot, he is just being lifted. 

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I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs

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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny

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youre not yaoiful at all

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see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

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i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave