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Marten P. Yeah I like the idea of him as a mustelid better. 🥹
I bet he doesn't really need a sword.
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Bratty P (x Reader?) Headcanons 🤩
This one got real "x reader" real fast. So I'll just label it as that. No regrets. It's also him just being selfish in general lol
• Pino eventually realizes he needs to wash his hair, due to being covered in oil and grime and blood all the time. You end up helping him at first, showing him how to do it and explaining why he would need to keep his hair clean. As he gains humanity, he definitely "gets" it, and certainly could do it himself now.
• Thing is, he still wants you to wash his hair. He doesn't want to do it himself when he could get his favorite person in the world to do it for him. That needy puppet might even lie a little to get you feeling bad for him. You'll do this for him, right? He just isn't sure if he can do it properly after all. He won't stop asking until you give in.
• A high-humanity Pino will eventually realize that he should get a day off like everybody else. He's gonna be super entitled about it, and he honestly kinda deserves it- he's done nothing but work his ass off literally since he was born.
• P is a kind boy. He'll help people out. But NOT on his day off, so don't ask. He will go get whatever item for you, yes. He'll go run whatever errand. But he will not be getting off his ass for that right now. He is incredibly selfish about his time off. If he's a human now, that means he gets a break, dammit.
• Honesty he starts getting pretty defiant about things he does not want to do in general. I'm talking like standing there, indignant stare, crossing his arms, and just Not Doing It. He's human now, so he gets to choose.
• Also, P is used to people complimenting his looks. Like, all the time. Being called handsome, precious, beautiful, a "looker", he's been told all of it by everyone.
• So... If he gets a new fit from somewhere, and wants to show it off, you'll want to tell him how good he looks. If you don't he'll feel pretty irked about it and he will let you know. Big dramatic sighs. Dragging his feet a bit. It's almost as if you haven't noticed him at all!! Unforgivable.
• Also if you're romantically involved with him to any degree it's practically a requirement to tell him he's beautiful all the time. Of course it's true, but he 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 it now after being told how pretty he is basically since he was awakened.
• Just spoil him. He deserves it.
#omg i was in needing of bratty p and i didn't know#this is sooooo him omg 100% canon#our boy deserves the world#so let's give him the world#p brainrot#lies of p
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a real human instinct, this and squishing the cat
I really love that his first instinct upon the cat letting him pet her is to immediately pick her up and test her physics.
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P has discovered that he is about one stack of books tall.
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Imagine cuddling with P being uncomfortable to adapt to, so in order to be able to do it for long periods of time you have to stuff a bunch of blankets or a pillow against his chest.
That way you can lay your head down next to his chest without bonking your skull on his robust metal torso every time you shift slightly.
And P doesn't really mind much of course. He does like blankets, and he wants you to be as comfortable as possible (so that he can snuggle with you for longer...)
Though I bet P wishes he had a human body so that he could be as close to you as an ordinary person could be. He sometimes wishes he was soft and warm, like you, but it's hard to dwell on thoughts like that when you're there hugging the shit out of him.
#:( /pos#i love to think abt these conflicts P may have#“i want to be human but be with you as we alreqdy are is already amazing”#lies of p#p brainrot#lies of p x reader
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this game this game this game. I have been thinking about this.
The endings have such an ironic human expression attached to them.
The middle, neutral ending is just that, a hollow and neutral victory. There is no expression tied to it.
In the worst ending, where we remain as a puppet - albeit one of flesh and blood - He smiles at the end, an expression of joy. But in the "good" ending, in the most interpretably "good" ending you can possibly get in the game, that expression is a tear. An expression of sorrow.
Maybe this is drawing from Collodi-esque ideas. As though telling us that it isn't the ability to experience happiness that makes us human; It is the ability to experience pain.
[And both of their skin is speckled and "flawed" in either ending. But in the good ending, his skin is "flawed" in the FAR more human way]
I don't have any smashing conclusions right now, I just thought they were juxtapositions in the story that were super interesting. And so beautiful.
There aren't really any "happy" endings in the game (in true k-media fashion). All of them are sort of melancholic, in my point of view. Krat is still totally destroyed, and either our father dies or the entire hotel, no matter what we do.
It's also reminding me of this verse:
Oh, we don't own our heavens now We only own our hell and if you don't know that by now then you don't know me that well
Buy the Stars - MARINA
As in, we cannot own what makes us happy. We can only ever own what makes us sad. Maybe that doesn't make sense, but I've been wondering about those verses since the song came out.
#shaking crying throwing up#i did not need this after this hell of week lmao#op this an really interesting analysis i just wasn't prepared for it#lies of p#p brainrot
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Made a gif of his silly little head nod.
#there is a gif like that on telegram and after discovering it i can't stop using with everyone i talk with#actually i use only P gifs if i can when talking with someone on telegram LMAO#lies of p#p brainrot
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Made a gif of his silly little head nod.
#there is a gif like that on telegram and after discovering it i can't stop using with everyone i talk with#actually i use only P gifs if i can when talking with someone on telegram LMAO#lies of p#p brainrot
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i want to brainrot about P, but i can't with college :(
see you guys in a week or so, i will come back with a small angst with P comforting reader
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So I thought that when they lived in the Monad Charity House, Carlo might have shared his favorite fairy tale -The Adventures of Pinocchio- with Romeo and asked Romeo to read it for him before going to bed.
#this is so adorable :( /pos#your style is so delicate so soft op#I'm in love#lies of p#lies of p fanart
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From u/Legendaryrobot64 on Reddit
#Pinocchio my sunshine#my brothers friend was like “Oh you like Lies of P? do you like soulslike games?” and i replies “yeah i mean i like P”#he tried to talk to me about soulslike but i have ZERO knowledge about it im sorry#it was fun at least#lies of p#p brainrot
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From u/Legendaryrobot64 on Reddit
#Pinocchio my sunshine#my brothers friend was like “Oh you like Lies of P? do you like soulslike games?” and i replies “yeah i mean i like P”#he tried to talk to me about soulslike but i have ZERO knowledge about it im sorry#it was fun at least#lies of p#p brainrot
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no but the geezer was so delusional he REALLy thought the son he ABANDONED and NEGLECTED would fucking love to come back from the dead to see what he made with Krat and with his best friend, the only person who supported him all his life
like
that's another level of being delulu
"I never bound you to the grand covenant like the other puppets because of Carlo's memories within you!"
Bold strategy when Carlo's memories consist of how much he fucking hated you when he was alive
#fuck geppetto#can't believe he had the AUDACITY to say what he said to P in that end like#LOOK AT YOU YOU FUCKER#URGH#lies of p#lies of p spoilers#<- i think??? just in case
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can someone please make an edit of LoP with Memory Reboot by vøj and narvent? this song is making me feel things
you guys will get tired of me once i have time to proofread everything i have in my drafts
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putting a mini pinocchio in a jar so i can rattle him around in there🥰
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Can you imagine trying to have a conversation with Pinocchio and he's staring at you like-
DOFPSDS
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