algorithmpig
algorithmpig
ALg0rithm PiG
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YouTub | AlgorithmPig.com | Twatter i'm a little piggy oink oink oink! i shamelessly pander to whatevz i think will get them clicks, i have no soul. i'm a real life grown-up, but i sometimes cry when ppl r mean 2 me. Pls dont b mean 2 me, i'm fragile :`(
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algorithmpig · 2 days ago
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Who are you?
im a little piggy oink oink
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algorithmpig · 2 days ago
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How many notes to drop your DeviantArt is the real question...
how many notes for you to drop the ao3?
Honestly, honest to god, 1 million and I will strongly consider it.
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algorithmpig · 3 days ago
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....What the hell is going on, lmaoooo???
You are Daisy, you love Hoover. Whenever you see him you just want to kiss him. You want to dress up all fancy and take him out to dinner. You want to take him home and spend the night. You want to go to the Bohemian Grove with him and have a week all to yourselves. You want to dress in a maid outfit with cat ears for him
- MK Ultra
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NYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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algorithmpig · 5 days ago
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Nixon could you just define communism for us really quick
like what do you think it is?
Communism is a Great Swindle run by authoritarian bureaucrats who claim to represent the interests of the working class. In reality, they're always a bunch of power-hungry swine who only care about lining their own pockets!
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algorithmpig · 5 days ago
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Do you have a bomb shelter???
Should I have a bong shelter????
How serious is the threat of communist bombs?????????
You most certainly should NOT have a BONG shelter! Marijuana is a truly evil substance that corrupts the minds of our youth.
I do have a bomb shelter - you can never be too careful. Nuclear annihilation remains a credible threat, I'm afraid.
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algorithmpig · 6 days ago
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@hymen-restoration-project
Bethany, I get you never answer my asks because you don't like me but I'm getting messages about you. Please stay safe.
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algorithmpig · 6 days ago
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Mr President what's the tea on Henry Kissinger?
Hehehe...wouldn't you like to know? 😏😏😏😏
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algorithmpig · 7 days ago
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how do i convince my wife to dress up like a clown when we go to the bonezone?
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algorithmpig · 7 days ago
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the only correct answer to 'go fuck yourself' is 'fuck me yourself you coward"
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algorithmpig · 3 years ago
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the thing i love about this blog is that sometimes I'll accidentally reblog things to here accidentally instead of my main and none of yall question the out of theme content you'll just tap tap your lil fingies and reblog that shit anyway
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algorithmpig · 3 years ago
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props to my ex for sending me the best pic of our cat I've ever seen
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algorithmpig · 3 years ago
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mark my worms
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algorithmpig · 3 years ago
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Rotting
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algorithmpig · 3 years ago
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Amanita caesarea
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