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❈ Grim Aesthetics ❈

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Soft Intimacy Meme

Send one to…

😴  - Curl up next to my sleeping muse

🤐 - Come to my muse with a secret

🧥 - Wrap a coat around my muse

💉 - Help my muse take a shot

✂️ - Cut my muse’s hair

🎈 - Bring my muse something to cheer them up

🤗 - Sneak up behind my muse and hug them

🎸 - Teach my muse how to play the guitar

🍙 - Bring my muse something to eat

🥤 - Bring my muse a drink

🍻 - Bring my muse an alcoholic drink

🌺 - Put a flower in my muse’s hair

🛁 - Take a bath with my muse

🚿 - Take a shower with my muse

🎮 - Show my muse video game cheats

⚽️ - Teach my muse a sport

🌱 - Plant seedlings with my muse

🤛🏼 - Show my muse how to throw a proper punch

📕 - Read to my muse

🧢 - Put a hat on my muse

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* ∘ ∙ — soft sentence starters (pt 7)

“death & i have been scandelously intimate for some time now”

“i’m in love with the stars”

“keep your eyes on the stars & your feet on the ground.”

“you are oh so lovely”

“nothing lasts forever”

“i want you to stand by my side.”

“i think i love you.”

“i want to live life my own way.”

“it’s pathetic, i know.”

“i’m just glad you’re safe”

“run away with me”

“it is no small feat to let go of everything that makes you human so that you are light enough to be free”

“i am physically here, but my mind is very much somewhere else.”

“i can’t breathe without you.”

“i care about you a lot but i don’t know how to show it without being annoying”

“you make me breathless”

“are you okay? …are you lying?”

“look at the stars, look how they shine for you & everything you do.”

“where have you been? never mind, don’t tell me. i don’t want to know.”

“i lack the vocabulary to describe you”

“how rare & beautiful you are”

“you are a child of theu niverse, no less than the trees & the stars.”

“you have a right to be here.”

“when i’m not talking to you, oh god, i think about you a lot.”

“you’re so unbelievable lovely”

“the most beautiful art is looking into your eyes at sundown”

“talk to me. i’m scared to speak”

“i’m not saying ‘i love you’ out of habit.”

“you are what won’t let you sleep”

“perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again”

“sooth him, save him, love him”

“you deserve to be the happiest person on earth”

“you deserve to have the entire world”

“you mean the world to me”

“don’t give u. that’s what they want”

“mostly, i wnat to be kind.”

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Tomas continued his search, working like a machine to find what started it, but continuously found nothing, “I just don’t get it... it doesn’t seem like anything was out of place. I can’t find a source anywhere. You don’t think a super would’ve done this, do you?”

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“Glad to see you up and around, buddy!” He returned the hug in earnest.

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Platonic Requests for Affection

“I’m so tired… ”

“I don’t want to be alone.”

“My hands are shaking.” 

“Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”

“Please stay. I’d like some company.”

“Could I get a hug?”

“Would you pet my hair?”

“Will you sing something for me?”

“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”

“Can I lay my head in your lap?”

“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”

“Here, lay down in my lap.”

“You know, you’re pretty comfy.”

“Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”

“Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”

“I’m not letting go.”

“I’ll hold you as long as you need.”

“It’s okay to stay, you know.”

“I’m so happy you’re here with me.”

“Your hugs are warm. We should do this more often.”

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Tomas led the way to the apartment building that they had been in before. It was badly damaged and shut down from the incident and repairs hadn’t been made as of yet.

“Where should we start? Maybe look for what started it?” He began walking around the exterior, searching for anything useful to their case.

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“Glad to see you up and around, buddy!” He returned the hug in earnest.

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Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

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He chuckled, “Alright, yeah... that sounds like a plan. Guess it was kinda crazy of me to think that I did it.”

After they finished, the waiter brought the check, which Tomas paid, “Are you ready to head out?”

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“Glad to see you up and around, buddy!” He returned the hug in earnest.

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Talk to my muse’s parents

Send “👩🏻+ Question” and my muse’s Mother will answer

Send “👨🏻+ Question” and my muse’s Father will answer

Send “💑+ Question” and both of my Muse’s parents will answer.

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“It was just so odd. At first I thought the cause of the fire was probably an accident, but... the memory loss, the being watched... I think it must’ve been arson, and whoever did it was still there in some way or another. I just don’t know why I was there--” He stopped, thinking for a moment, “You don’t think I did it, right?”

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“Glad to see you up and around, buddy!” He returned the hug in earnest.

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“Well, I still have no idea why I was there. I just... woke up in a burning building. I hadn’t taken any meds that day, though, so I don’t know why I had memory loss.” he stared off into space for a moment, thinking, “There was that point when I thought we were being watched. That was odd--”

He was cut off by the waiter, who came by to give them their menus and take their drink orders. Tomas just ordered a water.

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“Glad to see you up and around, buddy!” He returned the hug in earnest.

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“Sounds like a plan. Let’s head out to the restaurant, I’m hungry. Food’s on me, by the way, don’t worry about the price.” He started leading Chicken Man to the restaurant. It was small, but nice, and seemed to be run by a family.

The sign just inside said to seat themselves, so Tomas picked out a table by the window, “This seat okay? I’m fine with moving if it isn’t, I just like to look outside.”

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“Glad to see you up and around, buddy!” He returned the hug in earnest.

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Talk to my muse’s parents

Send “👩🏻+ Question” and my muse’s Mother will answer

Send “👨🏻+ Question” and my muse’s Father will answer

Send “💑+ Question” and both of my Muse’s parents will answer.

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“My legs are still kinda messed up, but for the most part I’ve been okay.” He let out a sigh, not one of relief but one of anguish.

“Do you want to get some lunch or something? There’s a good Italian place closeby, we could go there and chat if you want.”

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“Glad to see you up and around, buddy!” He returned the hug in earnest.

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“I’m glad to see you too. It’s... really good to see you, actually. How have you been doing?” He looked Chicken Man over, checking for injuries or anything bad. 

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“Glad to see you up and around, buddy!” He returned the hug in earnest.

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Before they managed to get him in an ambulance, Tomas tried to say something to Chicken Man, but because of the lack of strength he could only give a simple thumbs up. 

That was the last thing he remembered before he woke up in a hospital, hooked up to machines and things like usual. He had survived, but he still didn’t know how he got in that building, or why the fire had even started.

Many questions were going through his head, but he was glad everything seemed to be okay. At least for now.

Hopefully he would see his feathered friend again someday.

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The apartment complex was on fire, and Tomas was inside with a couple others. How did he get there? He simply couldn’t remember, everything was a blur today. Did he start the fire? Who knew. He stood tall amid the crowd, and immediately crouched down. At least he remembered his fire training. He began calling out, “Hello!? Hello!? Who’s here with me!?”

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Tomas waited, his head pounding from the stress as ideas and strategies flowed through his brain. He didn’t act on any of them until he realized his friend might not make it. The best plan he could come up with was to climb the wall despite the damage it might cause to himself.

His hands were bleeding bad and his boots were useless by the time he got to the window, just in time to meet up with Chicken Man and take the kids. He wouldn’t leave his friend behind, though, so he scrambled to take a hold of them all before leaping down to the street below.

His legs buckled from the fall, but he managed to hold onto everybody and keep them safe. He tried to yell for help as he attempted to get up, but there was just simply no strength left in his body. Not even the thing in his head could figure out what to do.

It, fortunately, didn��t take long for the medical people to find them, but Tomas was in bad shape. Even though the medicine had worn off most of the way, it still wasn’t enough to give him back his resilience in its entirety. He had to try and pull through, though, at least long enough to make sure everybody made it.

He held onto the kids and Chicken Man for as long as he could, hugging them tightly before the medical people pulled him away and got him on a stretcher. At that point, he began fading in and out of consciousness from a combination of the pain, smoke inhalation, and blood loss. 

He never once thought about the pain, though, all he could think about was making sure everybody was okay, even if he wasn’t. Especially the kids and his friend. As long as they were okay, he would be fine.

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The apartment complex was on fire, and Tomas was inside with a couple others. How did he get there? He simply couldn’t remember, everything was a blur today. Did he start the fire? Who knew. He stood tall amid the crowd, and immediately crouched down. At least he remembered his fire training. He began calling out, “Hello!? Hello!? Who’s here with me!?”