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I think anyone could get famous like that, look at porn stars. I have dignity too, I don't think anyone even wants any of this. I'm always incredibly bored, the fun of having a boring life. But yes, bored enough to read a magazine that I could care less about.

I don't think I give a shit about Kim's life

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You're very correct, nothing interesting, Kim isn't even doing anything fun for her birthday, lame.

I don't think I give a shit about Kim's life

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[Watches the girl flinch, biting his lip] 

Sorry I made you jump... I thought I was alone.

I just looked, it was kinda sarcasm.

I don't think I give a shit about Kim's life

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[Jumps at the sudden voice]

Jesus! Sorry, I didn't know anyone was here.

I don't think I give a shit about Kim's life

{Dodges the magazine and frowns.}

Jesus Christ, was that really necessary?

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I thought there would be something important in here, nope.

I don't think I give a shit about Kim's life

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I don't think I give a shit about Kim's life

[Throw the magazine at the wall]

I've way more important things to care about.

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I can kinda sing, but I gladly choose not too. But you're 100% right, only lucky people are gifted with a good voice.

I'm not really a creative person, Bash is just the seonds thing that came to mind. Alf... I like it, quite interesting seeing as he was 4 ft nothing and I'm 6'1. No he wouldn't, he'd be a stuck up snob, so full of himself, and probably wouldn't do anything for Wayne industries, probably would of sat back and enjoyed all the money he was getting.

Singing is a hard thing to get a grip of, there is only a select few people that can.

Bash, sure I guess that would be different for sure. I can call you Alf, like that Alien show from like the 80’s. His butler is a cool guy, Batman wouldn’t be batman without him. He would be a spoiled rich kid who ended up being a brat because he had no moral compass, just nannies.

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Something bad needs to happen to everyone, guess mines just a little bit more vivid.

I can imagine so, sorry about that. 

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Learn something new everyday.

This place feels like a dream

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You and me both, I can't sing to save my life,

How about Bash then? It just makes me feel old, but I've got absolutely nothing wrong with Batman's butler, he's a cool guy.

Ahh okay, I guess I can accept that. I knew I couldn’t sing though. 

Seb? No one ever is creative with nicknames, seeing is that’s what everyone else calls me. It’s fine though, Seb is perfect. Why aren’t you fond of the name Alfred? Got a thing against Batman’s butler, some sort of unforeseen vendetta?

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Now that's just a quick summary, the whole story is quite vivid.

Jesus, that’s some heavy stuff. No wonder you have nightmares. 

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Yeah it is, not when you've got night terrors and childish shit.

Now, why’s that? Sleep’s a beautiful thing. 

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Yeah, but everyone's here for a different reason.

This place feels like a dream

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Well, you know how to play the guitar, that's about it.

Yep that's me. Alright, I'll just call you... Seb. I'm, Alfred Higgins, but call me Alfred I'll probably rip your head off out of anger, so call me Alfie.

You couldn’t give a guy an ego boost, even the slightest bit?

Yeah we spoke, you were the no sleep guy right? Sebastian, Sebastian Everett, though if you call me Sebastian I’ll probably gut you. 

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You would be very correct.

I've talked to you briefly before, still don't know your name.

'She's like cold coffee in the morning

I’m drunk off last nigh—’

Nope, I think I’ll just stick to my day job. Singing is clearly not the career for me. At. All.

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That has nothing to do with what I was talking about, but okay, were they like stick horses or like artistic horses?

One time when I was high I wished I was a horse, so I drew a bunch of horses all over my bedroom walls.