alexrayne09

[alexrayne09]

Never heard a more true statement in my life

[alexrayne09]

How silly

[alexrayne09]

I just want to apologies to my (probably gay) pizza hut deliver driver for my very large mistake I made, but did not inform you of. You see, I was once at my friends house (🍃 asf) and we decided we wanted cheesy bread. But when I ordered from your website (so we could pay in cash), I accidentally forgot to change to address. Therefore, when you came to deliver us the food. My family had no idea who ordered this pizza hut. I apologize for the wasted food. I have tipped you greatly for my foolishness. Please forgive me 🙌

[alexrayne09]

"all you want is cash and hype, fuck our dreams and that's not right" - in Melanie Martinez we trust

[alexrayne09]

[alexrayne09]

You know what I like you. *Crochets you a junimo plushie*

[alexrayne09]

You know what fuck you, I hope you spend days crocheting something and right as your about to finish you notice an obvious mistake you made at the very beginning.

[alexrayne09]

What would you do if I made this

are the stars shining tonight? 🌌✨

[alexrayne09]

It was winter and I couldn't climb the tree then I dropped my mascara but I found an ant in my arm and the lipstick monster killed my imaginary friend who was walking my pet fish so basically we should makeout

[alexrayne09]

Rat equivalent to keeping the socks on

sorry babe the cute little rat jacket stays ON during sex 🧀🐀

[alexrayne09]

Me and who?

okay but like...

... imagine having a scene/emo/rave squad. kandi making meetups at the playground & making matching bracelets. ordering pizza while y'all stay up late playing mario kart guitar hero & little big planet. glowstick and silly string parties. mall trips where you just go to hot topic, claire's, and spencer's and nowhere else besides the food court and maybe build a bear and everyone dishes in some money for it all. taking turns watching each person's favorite anime or nickelodeon/cartoon network show. having a shared playlist everyone can add to. crowding together in an attempt to take very squished selfies. growing so close that it feels like family. overall rebelling against the modern idea of drama/romance oriented connections and just focusing on having fun in the now and making memories. i feel so robbed of this.

[alexrayne09]

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

[alexrayne09]

"Are you a gang-banging Christian" -some dude in my health class

[alexrayne09]

If your on Tumblr you either have ADHD, or your really horny, or both. (And everything single person on Tumblr is gay, I know your in denile)

[alexrayne09]

[alexrayne09]

RIP

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[alexrayne09]

Nick, you walked off in the middle of a game that everyone was watching while a teacher yelled at you to come back so you could run over to a known gay kid your age, who was alone on a table - and thus clearly visible even from a distance - and got down to meet you, took his hand and walked off with him. I think the school knows, mate.