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“the average podcast has 3 micheals” is actually an incorrect statistic. the average podcast has 0-1 Michaels. The Magnus Archives, which has about 1000 michaels, is a statistical outlier and should not be counted

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michaels the musical

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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jonathan jarchivist sims is such a funny character bc. wdym he lied and said he was ten years older then he actually was because he wanted to seem professional. god i love him

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I miss you pup I've been occupied on my sweet honeymoon with meaty michael recently....you don't know how amazing it is knowing that know we are mr and mr meaty ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

MY MR MEATY ANON, OHHH HOW IVE MISSED YOU. I HOPE THE HONEY MOON IS GOING WELL I HOPENYOU AND MR MEATY ARE HAPPY!!!

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Torn between wanting to give children a unique name so they don’t get mistaken for the one thousand other Michaels in their class and giving them a name that will never show up on those souvenir thingys and giving them that disappointment forever

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I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

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Moral support brian

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i think i could be trusted with The Book That Kills People from the classic manga series "No One Can Be Trusted With Power Of The Book That Kills People" imho

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heeeyy long time no see ig??

pregnant tim jumpscare /jk

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I need him in my mouth

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PSA as we go into spooky season and people start using activated charcoal to make foods look spooky.