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this gets funnier as it replays

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Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember what happened was illegal

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making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh meow 

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We went on a car ride and drove for two hours. We stopped when we were tired and we just sat in the back listening to our favorite songs. It was so calm and perfect.

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*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

*slides to unlock*

battery 43%

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hot n cold by katy perry was such a 6th grade anthem like remember when people wore converse sneakers and would straighten only their bangs and had an ipod touch with the background that said muffins are just ugly cupcakes

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can we seriously talk about this 

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it’s official

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keep ya eyebrows thick, your thighs thicker, and your wallet thickest