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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

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funerals are fun

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get pied, idiot

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It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

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one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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You ever look at some art your mutual made and you just sit there in stunned silence and awe that one of your friends is out there making jaw-dropping beautiful art just for the hell of it

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"everyone experiences [symptom]" how many times does it have to be explained that it's often about the frequency of the symptom, not the symptom itself

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It actually infuriates me knowing how many Trump voters have never actual watched the news or read a news story and got all their info about the presidential election from social media and word of mouth. Like our government was decided mainly by people who have no fucking idea what's going on and now they're on social media like "I didn't know Trump wants to deport Mexicans, I'm Mexican and I voted for him 😧" and "Trump wants to get rid of social services but they're all that's keeping me alive, he betrayed his voters!!" like I'm sorry but maybe you should actually do a single fucking google search before voting for the goddamn PRESIDENT OF YOUR NATION.

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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

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hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

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