alexangery

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hello i havent posted in a thousand years

i’m only here to say that i have Begun Writing Original Fiction and that you can find me on twitter at authoraiexander, on my new site, or at @authoralexander on here!

i also have a book coming out on september 6th!

i no longer write fanfic and my ao3 is basically dead so if you’ve missed me at all, here’s how to find me!

sorry for disappearing <3

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We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

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a lot of people think it’s not possible for poetry to be bad. these people are wrong

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i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

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this interracial gay couple who love musicals and storage space is my favorite thing about new york

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good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

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you know when you realize and you just.. Realize

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New emoticon:

:●)

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It’s not all abracafuckyou and what have you. I have a beating heart! I’M MULTIDIMENSIONAL. I’M A FULLY REALIZED CREATION. FUCK!

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did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Los

Angeles

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just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

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look inside your local yarn store and you may find a friend and boy

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