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Yeah right.

If I see you even coming near me or my things I'll put you behind bars, got that?

I-I guess I was just checkin’ to see where everyone was with their gifts… I, um, I’m not expecting any gifts. Maybe from my mom, but otherwise…

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I can think of plenty of better ways to spend my evening. You obviously have no taste. 

Nadolig Llawen Pawb!

…Or Merry Christmas everyone, to save the question of ‘what does that mean’ being asked. 

What better way to spend the day than with a Mighty Boosh boxset and a few bottles of wine. Bliss. 

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Why are you asking? I'm not giving you anything.

3 days until christmas! Is everyone done with their shopping?

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That you haven't upset me yet.

What’s that supposed to mean?

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At least for now you aren't.

Which I’m not.

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It's not just on the internet. It's everywhere.

Bitter? Please, I'm not jealous of a washed-up actress.

I guess I should actually introduce myself...

Didn’t you ever learn not to believe everything you read on the internet? And what’s it to you?

You sound a little bitter, darling.

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Good.

I’ve got you, blondie. It isn’t that hard of a concept to grasp…I won’t breathe in the direction of your things. Okay?

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Unless you're deaf or something.

It’s not that hard of a concept to grasp.

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From what I've heard you're still good for nothing but drinking.

I guess I should actually introduce myself...

It’s the past, so there’s no sense living in it.

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Assumptions? They aren't assumptions.

It's the truth.

I guess I should actually introduce myself...

Excuse me? I’m sorry, I don’t know you, so your assumptions aren’t appreciated.

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You're not really important actually. 

Just some drunk with an awful voice.

I guess I should actually introduce myself...

No good reason? I think introducing myself is a good reason. I don’t think this trip will be fun with a bad attitude.

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I don't need you to appreciate it. I need you to understand to not touch anything that's mine.

Woahh…strong willed. I can appreciate that. 

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But you won't. 

I decided to leave this disgusting bus. The people are unbearable.

You know, I have every right to not give you one. You disappeared with no notice.

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No one else seems to understand what I'm saying.

Next person to lay a finger on my things will get hurt.

Ah, someone with a good understanding of how things should work!

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You talk too much and it's for no good reason.

I guess I should actually introduce myself...

instead of asking stupid questions, which will happen, a lot.

The name’s Kamilla, I’m originally from Hungary, but I moved to New York 5 or so years ago. I’m weird, but I like people. That’s…basically it.

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That's all you had to say.

…Fine.

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You use credit cards when you need money. I needed money and I used it all.

Now give me yours.

What happened to the last one that I gave you, dear?