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Is that [LORENZO ZURZOLO]? Oh no, it’s just [ALEXANDER ST. JAMES]! The [EIGHTEEN] year old [MALE] goes by [HE/HIM]. They were born on [AUGUST 8TH] and are usually labeled as [THE CONNARD] around town. They are a [SENIOR] in [HIGH SCHOOL]. Rumor has it they [LEAKED HIS EX’S NUDES], but you didn’t hear it from me.

hello!! i’m a and this is my demon baby alexander

he usually just goes by alex for short but he answers to “hey asshole” as well

always been the type to keep to himself, even as a little kid. people that don’t know him automatically thinks he’s shy, but he’s really the complete opposite. he just doesn’t like to go out and make friends for no reason? plus he lowkey has a superiority complex where he thinks he’s better than everyone else and that nobody in this town is worth giving his time to heh

tbh there are maybe three people on this entire planet that he cares about enough to talk to on a regular basis

loves saying stuff like “oh i'm just being honest” “i don’t sugar coat things” like NO. he’s really just fucking rude. call him out on it.

realized he was bisexual like 2 years ago, but has never addressed it since he doesn’t think it’s anyone’s business. he’s only ever dated girls.

a talented painter! loves art. singing not so much. he’s won multiple art competitions and he’s got his eyes set on parsons next year

about his secret: he got dumped from a one year relationship the week before senior year so he leaked her nudes as revenge ( i guess he made it look like she was hacked or something ). his ex had to move towns and alex is just now starting to think that maybe the whole thing was a bad idea

wc:

close friend 

a friend of his ex, who’s always suspected him to be the one who leaked her nudes?? and has confronted him about it?? but he keeps denying it??

fwb

a lab partner but they always spend the entire class arguing w each other and never have time to finish the lab report so they’re forced to meet up after school

model for his paintings!!

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Lorenzo Zurzolo in Baby (2018—)

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