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john mulaney as broadway musicals:

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8 Things To Quit in 2019

1. Trying to please everyone.

2. Fearing change.

3. Living in the past.

4. Overthinking.

5. Being afraid to be different.

6. Beating yourself up over mistakes.

7. Thinking you’re not good enough.

8. Thinking you have no purpose.

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When you’re casually watching Gilmore Girls as background noise and you hear a familiar voice.

When you’re such Hamilton trash that you look down at the screen and say “Aaron Burr, sir.”

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idk if this has been done or not tag yourself, i’m edgy bastard

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I HOPE THOMAS JEFFERSON IS HAVING A BAD FOURTH OF JULY IN HELL

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Happy treason day

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i like to remind myself of this everytime i read smut and you should too.

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The best Twitter acc

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if Broadway doesn’t want bootlegs floating around then they need to get their act together and make legal recordings.  you can say all you want that theater is meant to be enjoyed live, but the fact of the matter is not everybody can get to NYC to go to a Broadway show.  not everybody can afford to take the time off of work and buy a plane ticket to NYC and buy a night in a hotel AND get the ticket to the show.  people want to see the shows, that’s why there’s a bootleg market in the first place, but it’s unreasonable to expect that everyone has the time, money, and ability to make it out to the one place in the world to see something on Broadway, especially if it’s a limited engagement.  so record that shit, slap some subtitles on it, and sell it so we can buy it legally.

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Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

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Rachelle Ann Go as Eliza Hamilton at the Olivier Awards

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H A M I L T O N Lin-Manuel Miranda

Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see. I wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me. America, you great unfinished symphony, you sent for me. You let me make a difference, a place where even orphan immigrants can leave their fingerprints and rise up. I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up! Wise up! Eyes up! I catch a glimpse of the other side. Laurens leads a soldier's’ chorus on the other side, my son is on the other side, he’s with my mother on the other side Washington is watching from the other side. Teach me how to say goodbye.

Rise up! Rise up! Rise up! Eliza! My love, take your time, I’ll see you on the other side. Raise a glass to freedom…

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A Shitty Description Of Musicals

Newsies: Dance through the pain and away from your responsibilities

Rent: We’re gay and sick but all really sexy like wow

Cats: Got a furry kink? Then this is the musical for you

Phantom Of The Opera: Stranger danger

Les Mis: Fuck Javert

Be More Chill: For the love of god, DON’T download viruses onto your computer, especially onto a microchip computer in your head

Dear Evan Hansen: Lying hurts and here’s why

Wicked: Queerbaiting at its fucking finest

Falsettos: Have a gay affair

Heathers: Killing isn’t, in fact, a sport

Hamilton: Talk shit get hit

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leslie odom jr.’s baby reblog if you agree

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other ghosts: yo lets go haunt some people and scare the heck out of them

me: ...or we could just watch a bunch of shows on Broadway for free??

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TURИ: What if George Washington definitely told bad dad jokes

Of course he would first test his jokes on Martha. Special shoutout to @ms1776 for giving me this one :D

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