alex-garett-hobbs

[alex-garett-hobbs]

i miss my dad

[alex-garett-hobbs]

...I was always a deer. Prey, and I knew it; my girlhood left me without defense that perhaps I would've had were I a man.

They made me into a wolf. They made me pack, and so I hunted with them, as I was bid.

But I am still a deer. I am both and it is a terrible contradiction that I do not know how to live with. I am predator and I am prey; I am a sacred thing made for sacrifice that will lie down upon the altar and I am a half-feral thing that kicks and screams if you kill me; I am in danger and I am the threat.

Neither of them keep me anymore, but there is still a wolf hunting down the deer. But I am still that deer, and I am still that wolf.

Forever the hunter they shaped me into, and forever the sacrifice they trained me to be.

[alex-garett-hobbs]

yes 👍 i think i inherited my dad's insanity 👍

anyway. i'll leave you be. consider it though

have you ever eaten human flesh

...Well. I won't deny that I was curious, but it was Jonah's idea, originally.

[alex-garett-hobbs]

👎👎👎 boring!

have you ever eaten human flesh

...Well. I won't deny that I was curious, but it was Jonah's idea, originally.

[alex-garett-hobbs]

...i don't think he's an avatar? if he was though, id say flesh, probably. on account of the uh. corpse art and cannibalism. 👍 the slaughter is my thing, actually

wait. wait should I be saying that to a guy with a reputation for killing avatars? or putting unkillable avatars in concrete? oh my god you're going to put me in concrete. fuuuck. oh well. can i make out with you before you do that

anyway. yeah. weird and pretentious and has a lot to say about god that's just, all batshit.

while we're here im so disappointed you can't talk to my dad (evil dad) (wears suits) (eats people) (didn't want to eat me) (what the fuck) (he killed me he should have made me into delicious burgers) because he has really weird takes on god

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That sounds...intriguing. What kind of weird takes?

[alex-garett-hobbs]

for Fun. obviously. perhaps catharsis even.

have you ever eaten human flesh

...Well. I won't deny that I was curious, but it was Jonah's idea, originally.

[alex-garett-hobbs]

boo 👎👎👎 you should kill a bunch of people that look like your bf

have you ever eaten human flesh

...Well. I won't deny that I was curious, but it was Jonah's idea, originally.

[alex-garett-hobbs]

loserrrrrrrr. eat more human flesh

have you ever eaten human flesh

...Well. I won't deny that I was curious, but it was Jonah's idea, originally.

[alex-garett-hobbs]

he says shit like "killing must feel good to god, too... he does it all the time, and are we not created in his image?"

bonkers man.

while we're here im so disappointed you can't talk to my dad (evil dad) (wears suits) (eats people) (didn't want to eat me) (what the fuck) (he killed me he should have made me into delicious burgers) because he has really weird takes on god

- @alex-garett-hobbs

That sounds...intriguing. What kind of weird takes?

[alex-garett-hobbs]

And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

For I consider that the sufferings of this present time are not worth comparing with the glory that is going to be revealed to us.

you weren't nice enough to actually share the verses so. here we go

favourite bible verse?

Revelation 21:4, and Romans 8:18.

[alex-garett-hobbs]

look at this beautiful image that somebody needs to send to elias again

gu ys we shuold tsop mak ing fun o f my ddad. just cu z chappell roan is bteter tahn h im doesnt maen we ha ve to sya it t o him

[alex-garett-hobbs]

petition to give the puppycule somewhere with an extra room

You are all so very irritating. Fine! If this post gets 50 notes I'll get them a bigger appartment.

[alex-garett-hobbs]

we've already spoken.

anyway, have fun being the rudest, most assholish twat ive met in my fucking life, and that's saying something. fucking hell all three of my serial killer dads were politer than you are.

talk to you never

what and where are your tattoos?

"Non Vacillabimus" across my collarbones. The slogan of the OIAR. Below it, down the center of my chest, the alchemical symbols for sulfur, mercury, and salt. Soul, spirit, and body. I...did not get them voluntarily.

Christ, will you people ever stop doing that? It's- You might not be aware of this, but it is rather unpleasent.

[alex-garett-hobbs]

what if for disability pride month we just killed a lot of people. just saying

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oh I'm sorry for taking the fucking obvious conclusion of "private time" and "feels quite nice", along with the fact that many eye adjacent folks are horny about being compelled

and yeah it's a public forum but that doesn't mean you're not being an insensitive cunt! do you really fucking think it's appropriate to bring up what you think feels pleasant on a post like this? God, you remind me of my fucking dad! and only in the bad ways!

what and where are your tattoos?

"Non Vacillabimus" across my collarbones. The slogan of the OIAR. Below it, down the center of my chest, the alchemical symbols for sulfur, mercury, and salt. Soul, spirit, and body. I...did not get them voluntarily.

Christ, will you people ever stop doing that? It's- You might not be aware of this, but it is rather unpleasent.

[alex-garett-hobbs]

huge w

other compensation perhaps? we could make out

Y'know, I might take you up on that, actually. It's been a while.