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"Imagine the horror of being Samus in Metroid Fusion!" Okay, good. Now imagine the horror of being the SA-X

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No

Have this badly made inspirational Samus Post. for personal reasons.

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I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was ｔｈｉｓ ｂｉｇ, and I said "That's disgusting," so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! *BWSSSSSH* That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

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Today is the day of what? You mean when Gregory Edgeworth solved the IS-7 incident and proved Samson Tangaroa innocent without a shadow of a doubt?

AND took the stairs?

Sure man whatever

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easy. lmao

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A few years ago a roommate abruptly decided to move out to live with her boyfriend, and I ended up spending half a year sharing an apartment with someone I had never met before: an Egyptian girl with very limited English.

She was confused by my appearance and asked me “boy or girl?” It took me a while to understand what she was saying, but eventually she got the point across, and I told her that I was a girl. She seemed unsatisfied, and I explained that I was transgender. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t know the word.

We ended communicating by typing our respective sentences into Google Translate. Unfortunately, whatever the Arabic word for “transgender” is, it wasn’t a word she knew either. Eventually I ended up typing in “I used to be a boy but it made me unhappy so I decided to be a girl.” She stared at it for a moment then asked “You are happy now?” I said yes, and she smiled and looked thoughtful.

A couple hours later she came up to me and said “You and me, we are sisters,” and gave me a hug. “You say you are girl, you are girl.”

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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

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I’m gonna say it.

It’s unhinged to assume that someone’s taste in fiction equates to what they believe is moral or good, or is something they want to see or experience in real life.

That is a bonkers assumption to make.

I’m tired of humoring people with long arguments about it when the simple fact is it is a totally fucking absurd reach to accuse someone who enjoys something in fiction of being in favor of it in real life.

I’m tired of pretending like this is a legitimate position to hold– that they should be afraid of fiction’s dire influence on a reader’s moral decay or that it’s a sign of what the author secretly wants for realsies in real life.

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Bad Girls Club by Xin Yingzong

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Pour one out for a real one.

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not to be "comment on fanfic even if they are oooold"

But I just read a pretty good fic published in 2014-2015 (you know, roughly TEN YEARS AGO) and I was like, damn this is so cool, I have to leave a comment, even if you know, they probably wont see it...

The author replied less than an hour later.

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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Tv shows need 20 episode seasons because you used yo be able to make a whole episode that was just a dream sequences with no consequences and nobody got mad if you played around with no plot because there where 19 other episodes of plot

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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time