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FYI I’m going to livestream it anyway because my family is everywhere so don’t feel self conscious to answer this poll.
Hey Tumblr friends,
As League (and this blog) has been a big part of my life and has resulted in lasting friendships outside of this website, I figured it would be nice for you all to be able to witness an important step in my life.
As I mentioned before, I’m engaged. My fiancee and I have decided on a date (03/23/2021– a Tuesday). As it would probably still be during magical quarantine season and, in the interest of preserving the lives of my aged parents, my wedding is going to be held in a courthouse with only a few in attendance.
But it will be livestreamed, which is where this poll comes in. If you guys are interested, I’ll put a link up on this blog.
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i meme again
me: im never going to do any fan things for #leagueoflegends again im too burnt and its been years
also me after seeing the new Darius video where (almost) all my headcanons are now lore:
but honestly this is pure meme potential
as for myself im working in an emergency department during a pandemic and i got engaged and the love of my life has been playing dnd for 30+ years
my life has been great since i left this community years ago thanks
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What's your paypal/venmo bruv
Hey yall I’m $25 short for rent that’s due in 2 days.
If you’d be interested in some art please, please let me know.
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my favorite part of dishonored is how everyone is constantly trying to impose a bedtime on this 39 year old assassin
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Okay I know we always go on about Marvel’s uncanny casting ability.
But if you thought they were the only ones, let me draw your attention to this man:
Viggo Mortensen, aka Aragorn son of Arathorn, aka Sexiest Ranger in Middle Earth
would hike, often for more than a day, to remote filming locations, in costume, for the sake of authenticity
was the best swordsman Bob Anderson (swordsmaster/instructor for LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc) says he has ever trained
occasionally writes poetry (more book!canon than film!canon but um hello)
does all his own stunts
lived all over and speaks about 23940209384 languages
you know that scene at the end of Fellowship when he’s fighting the Uruk-hai? And one throws a dagger at him and he hits it away with his sword? Yeah, the guy who threw it was supposed to miss, but accidentally threw it directly at Viggo. Who just casually Aragorned and hit it away.
They actually cast Aragorn to play Aragorn
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This is how they film Michael Myers dragging a victim in “Halloween”
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Another trope I forgot to mention that I love are traumatized characters experiencing love for the first time and not knowing how to cope with it. I just eat that shit up
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“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.”
— (via be-killed)
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French and Serbian troops removing a bomb from amongst the wreckage of Zeppelin LZ.85 at the mouth of the River Vardar in May 1916.
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