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So I had a thought. Harry: "Come on Uncle Moony, the strategy thing isn't the problem. Night classes are keeping you and Sirius apart. You just need to bone."

[Dead silence]

Remus: "What did you say?"

Hermione: "Don't say it again."

Ron: [taking out popcorn]

Harry: "I said you and uncle pads need to go bone."

Hermione: [whimpers]

Remus: "How dare you, Harry James Potter. I aM YoUR FUCKING PROFESSOR !!!"

[five minutes later]

Remus, shouting: "Bone!!!"

[ten minutes later]

Remus, sternly: "What happens in my bedroom, Harry, is none of your business.”

[twenty-one minutes later]

Remus, shouting: "BONE?!"

[forty minutes later]

Remus, calmly: "Don't ever speak to me like that again."

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Remus and Lily were those kind of friends that looked like a heterosexual couple. They were always touching or hugging, or kissing each other's cheeks.

You would always see Remus wrapping his arms around Lily. And the other way around.

They called each other "Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart" and other pet names.

People that didn't know them well genuinely thought they were a couple until they answered with: "No, actually we are dating those idiots" and they pointed to what people believed was a couple of gay men. Sirius and James.

It was actually confusing for their friends, worse for others.

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"remus is straight bc he marries tonks in the books"

oh my sweet summer child do you think bisexual people stop being bisexual when they get married??

also I just gotta say... have you... have you read the description of tonks ??? personally they seem like one of the LEAST cishet people ive ever consumed content about

thats a they/them right there

Marrying Tonks does NOTHING to prove Heterosexuality- just as marrying Remus does nothing to prove Tonks is hetero either

(THIS IS NOT A REMADORA HATE POST I CAN SEE THE GOOD AND BAD PARTS AND I ACTUALLY LIKE THEM ON A NORMAL DAY I JUST DONT THINK REMUS IS HETERO and i love wolfstar)

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twelve years of it, in azkaban.

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I need an outlet for my marauders brainrot, so here I am, crawling back to tumblr

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Spaceships and Sunflowers AU where Tweek and Craig spend their first night after finally moving in together for the first time. Even though they’ve slept in the same bed before it just feels surreal to be sharing a home with their boyfriend

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possessed raine art from the FTF era i forgot to post here oops!!

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🌷Instagram 🌿Twitter

We were so beautiful

We were so tragic

No other magic

Could ever compare 🎵

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The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Soundtrack

Episode 1

“Beyond the Sea” - Bobby Darin

“Right Back Where We Started From” - Maxine Nightingale

"My Way” - Frank Sinatra

“You Must Be an Angel” - Richard Myhill

“Trying” - Fran Powers

“I Wonder What The Future Holds For Me” - Glenn Snow

“Rocket Fuel” - DJ Shadow (feat. De La Soul)

“Be Thankful You’re You” - Fern Jones

“Crazy" - Daniela Andrade, cover of Gnarls Barkley

“Comin’ Home Baby” - Mel Tormé

“You Only Want Me When You’re Lonely” - Jim Boyd 

Episode 2

“Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” - Perry Como and the Fontane Sisters

“Who’s That Knockin’” - The Genies 

“I’m a Man” - The Spencer Davis Group

Episode 3

“I Gotta Get the World Fff My Back” - Bill Martin and Phil Coulter

“Sunny” -Boney M

“I Don’t Care What They Say About You” - Mack & Gwen With The Country Playboys

“I’ll Never Do You Wrong” - Joe Tex

“Golden Brown” The Stranglers

Episode 4

“Love Is Blue” - Marty Robbins 

“Renegade” - Styx

“Have You Ever Been Hurt” - Helen Wilson 

“Unwind Yourself” - Marva Whitney

“I Was Made For Lovin’ You” - KISS

Episode 5

“Major Tom (Coming Home)” - Peter Schilling

“He Can’t Love You” - Joe Hunter feat. Four Holidays

“Hey Da Da” - Andrea Litkei & Ervin Litkei

“Twisting the Night Away” - Sam Cooke

“Bad Guy" - The Interrupters, cover of Billie Eilish

“Hello" - My Kullsvik, cover of Adele

Episode 6

“Won’t Be Long” - Aretha Franklin

“An Old-Fashioned Christmas” - Jack Huddle 

“Hold On, I’m Comin’” - Sam and Dave

“I Live Alone” - Bob Cox

“The Order of Death” - Public Image Ltd.

“In Hell I’ll Be In Good Company” - The Dead South

Episode 7

“Polk Salad Annie” - Tony Joe White

“Give Me A Reason To Stay” - Zoe Muth

“Sister of Pearl” - Baio

"Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” - Backstreet Boys

Episode 8

“Pepper” - Butthole Surfers

Episode 9

“Dancing With Myself” - Generation X

“Violin Partita No. 2 in D Minor” - Johann Sebastian Bach

“Here Comes The End” - Gerard Way  (feat. Judith Hill)

Episode 10

“Wicked Game” - Parra for Cuva (feat. Anna Naklab)

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Favourite music moments from season one of The Umbrella Academy

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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (2019 -) Season 2, Episode 7 - “Öga for Öga”

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Theories about season 3 of the Umbrella Academy

*SPOILERS*

The Hargreeves siblings being search by the FBI for being guilty of killing JFK

The Sparrow Academy being totally different from the Umbrella Academy, having better fighting skills and use their powers at their biggest potential

Allison trying to use her powers with Ben so he can remember his siblings

Vanya looking for Harlan and find out he still has some of his powers and teach her how to not lose control again

Claire is alive and happy but is not Allison's daughter since Patrick married a different woman instead of her

Diego trying to find Lila so she can join the Umbrella Academy

Luther has a breakdown and wants to kill his father because a member from the Sparrow Academy lost a part of his body just like him

The Sparrow Academy being kind of evil

The Umbrella Academy helping the commission with the timeline

Five experimenting with time travel again so he could fix the timeline

Klaus wanting to talk to Ben but he's unable because that a different complete person

Five looking for the rest of his "siblings"

Klaus using his powers to reconnect with Ben

Allison visiting Raymond's grave and finding out about his life after she left

Klaus's cult still existing and get excited when they see him alive and still young

The Umbrella Academy and the Sparrow Academy joining forces together

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I just finished the second season of the umbrella academy and this is what I think:

What I liked:

The story is so much better than the first season

Allison, Vanya and Klaus relationship

The soundtrack is so good and I been listening for hours

Ben having the opportunity to hugged Diego and Vanya (that was sad)

Baby Pogo (the cutest thing ever)

Allison and Raymond relationship

The fight scenes where so good

Five vs Five (that was hilarious)

The ending was so epic! I want season 3 please

What I don't like: .

Klause not using his powers (we only see him in action for one minute)

Vanya controlling her powers even though she has amnesia and the last time she used her powers she caused the apocalypse (I still don't understand that)

Allison's hair (I know it's the 60's and hairstyle was different but Allison's hair was so beautiful in season 1)

Hazel's death (I wanted to see his relationship with Agnes)

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The Umbrella Academy Season 2 + soundtrack.