alcyoneetatauri

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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Cmon man

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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

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TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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Hi minmo :3 check this out

We call him The Sniler. Life is beautiful...

What the.... He's sniling

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Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

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shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

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how could this have happened you all put Markiplier on ur ballots right

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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

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Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

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Hostile

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ending every fully botched sentence with "thats my sentence i hope u liked it"

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they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

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on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

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gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]