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radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”

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This is so wholesome

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tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

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from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

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fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

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‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

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someone: i love you

me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me

yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.

somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!

me externally: aww i love you too!!

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We all struggle to be a good boy sometimes.  My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

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do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

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someone: all girls are beautiful and wonderful

me: yes absolutely

me: *remembers I am a girl*

me: with one unfortunate exception

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It’s complicated because I care and don’t care at the same time

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if i don’t talk to myself who will

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Cats That Don’t Care About Your Personal Space

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Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

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