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INSECT, CEASE YOUR MEDDLING

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INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

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when you’re a super hot super famous intergalactic bounty hunter with an image to maintain but also you were raised in isolation by birds and so you don’t know how to talk to girls

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Can you imagine the heat?? Badass af

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IN A WORLD OF FUCKLESS CORPORATE ART, YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO MAKE ART THAT FUCKS AS DEEP AND HARD AS POSSIBLE, LIKE A MATING PRESS FOR THE BRAIN.

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MOAR! Last bubbline drawing unfort

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Gumlee if it was good /j

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But have any of us stopped to consider how our transition is affecting them? 🤔

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they are killing each other 🩸

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this is my fanart of hello kitty if she was an olm

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Me when I’m trans and gay

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When your wife tells you she likes watching you do butch activities

But she's never around while doing them

Can't a girl get a lil kiss for working on her car? 🥺

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never trust a trans girl when she says she's eepy!! she will be staying up for several more hours!!! they don't intend to do it but they're lying to you!!