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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this
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So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion 鈥硷笍
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If nobody got me I know drawing a little deer in ominous situations got me
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not聽Amanda and counting!
We鈥檒l find you Amanda.
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antlered flutter flies (toxonevra superba) | this_mama_fetz on ig
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