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Being a wizard when you have a dog would absolutely suck. You would be like yes my bucket of lizards. For my spells and mixtures. And your dog would get fur and drool all over them and make them unusable. You'd be like I need to leave this vat of blue to finish cooking and ur dog would be like. What if I rush in suddenly and send you crashing directly in and now you're a frog and you have to hide from your dog until she gets bored and then make the fucking cure as a frog. Ur trying to just do your fucking wizard work and ur dog is. Mother I crave paper. And eats your whole 18th volume spell book. Fucking chews up your wizard hat
#this isnt all dogs are stupid propaganda btw i just did want to make that clear#this is based on my Pitbull who has as many braincells as i do (none) and her constantly messing with me while i try to do work#shes very smart. if she feels like it. mostly shes silly and rambunctious
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Take better care of your familiars or drop dead
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This one fucking guy keeps coming in like. Asking for "not a bomb. Something that would explode and start a fire not a bomb" like. Buddy legally I can't sell this to you. He also keeps muttering to himself abt his neighbors barn so like what the hell
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Oh so when clerics cast a reviving spell going against rule number one of nature and the entire concept of death its "amazing" and "a miracle" BUT WHEN I CAST A NECROMANCY SPELL THAT ONLY BRINGS BACK BODIES TO BE USED AS FALSE VESSELS OF MY OWN MAGIC I'M EVIL???? I'M SICK OF THESE DOUBLE STANDARDS. Y'all need to ponder the fucking orb of critical thought
#if youre going to be critical of necrotic spells you have to be critical of life spells and healing magic too while im at it#like if you really think abt it. i think reviving magic is ethically worse than any amount of necromancy.#controversial take but literally what is anyone gonna do. kill me? nice try im the only thing keeping these village idiots alive#wizardposting
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Rule #1 for being a wizard. Don't be a fucking alchemy major this shit is the pits of hell
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