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can we be the kinds of bros that kiss on the lips

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Bro I just nearly fucking died

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underrated drarry ship dynamic

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I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

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you GOTTA watch spy kids during hispanic heritage month

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I know it’s not meant for human consumption, but the dog estrogen is just so much cheaper. I can’t resist those savings.

[8 months later]

is that a fucking tail???

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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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when you show up to the which could mean nothing competition, but these bitches are already there:

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i deserve to be a big monster. i deserve to undergo a terrifying yet true and beautiful transformation

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I can imagine The Characters to any song

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tumblr lingo got me saying shit like “licks ur forehead puppystyle” as a genuine form of queer affection

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