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Mini Fanfic #1238: Setting Off For Ruby's Birthday Night: Believe It!! (RWBY)

5:31 p.m. at JNPRO's Residence..........

Oscar: (In the House) Alright! I'm heading out!!

Jaune: (In the House) Do you have your phone with you?

Oscar: Yep! (Opens the Door as He Walks Outside the House, Dressed as Kakashi Hatake) Right inside my pocket!

Ren: (In The House) Are the others coming!?

Oscar: Yeah, they're gonna be on their way any minute now, so I'll wait out here for a while.

Pyrrha: (In The House) Be sure to cone back here at what time!?

Oscar: 7:55 to 8:00 p.m. sharp. I remember.

Pyrrha: (In the House) Good boi!~

Nora: (In the House) Don't forget to bring Momma Nora a Chocolate Baaaaar!~

Oscar: (Snickers a Bit While Playfully Rolling his Eyes) I'll try and bring four home for you, Nora!

Nora: (In the House) ('Gasps') Really!? Bless your heart!~

Ren: (In the House) Nora, you're on a diet run, remember?

Nora: Oh relax, Renny, today's a holiday. Nothing's wrong in having a free day~

Ren: But- ('Sighs in Defeat') Forget it. Go nuts.

Nora: Thank you~

Jaune: (Chuckles Lightly Inside the House) Help me set the banner up, will ya, Ren? And Oscar....

JNRP: WE LOVE YOUUUUU!~

Oscar: I love you more! See ya tonight!

Oscar closes the door behind him. He then turns his head from side to side for a few seconds before pulling out a small booklet from his pants pocket, with the title that reads "Make Out Tactics"

Oscar: (Takes a Deep Breath) Okay. Let's see what we have in here. (Opens the Book He's About to Read) Developing crushes.....how to ask and take an admirer out on a date.....be brave enough to kiss that said partner......evolve the make out session into something more passionate and se- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widens Up as His Both Freckled Cheeks Starts to Flare Up the More he Reads) What is this?....I thought this was a book about kissing not love makin-

????: Oscarrrrr!~

Oscar: (Immediately Gets Startled) RUBY! (Quickly Hides the Book Behind his Back While Putting the Most Awkward Smile Imaginable) H-Hey, you made it! (Takes a Look at the Costume Ruby's Wearing) You looking more green tonight. Are you going as Might Guy this year?

Ruby: Close. Call me Might Ruby instead~ (Does a Few Guy Sensei Centric Poses) The Most Powerful and Oh So Beautiful Devil of all of Remnant~

Oscar: (Snickers a Bit) Nice. It would be even perfect if you have the bowl cut though.

Ruby: And have it ruin my already perfect hairstyle? No thanks. (Puts on a More Satisfied Grin on her Face) Besides, I'm starting to dig the whole "Might Ruby" concept. Has a nice ring to it, don'tcha think?

Oscar: Yeah, somewhat. Are you excited for tonight?

Ruby: (Happily Nodded) You know it! Trick-or-treating all around your neighborhood AND a birthday party afterwards, in one night? (Makes a Chef's Kiss) Such a magnificent night for the birthday girl, such as myself, indeed~ (Forms a Bit of a Mischievous Smirk on her Face as She Leans Over to Oscar) And what better way to start it off then to find out whatcha hiding behind that back of yours, honey~

Oscar: (Stares Getting Nervous) Uhh! It's....(Chuckles a Bit Awkwardly) Nothing too special out of the ordinary.....

Ruby: Oh c'mon. It gotta be at least something interesting enough for you to hide from me. Something aligned toooo.....My Birthday present?~ (Starts Blinking her Eyes at Oscar in a Very Cutesy Manner)

Oscar: Ruby, your presents are inside the house. (Gets the Booklet Away From his Back Before Pointing it at his Ruby) And you're NOT gonna open any them until we get back there later toni-

Before Oscar could finish his sentence, Ruby immediately swoops in and steals the booklet from his hand in light speed.

Oscar: (Notices the Booklet is Gone Before Putting on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Dangit.

Ruby: (Puts on a Very Loud Gasps Before Giving her Boyfriend the Most Over Dramatic and Comedic Glare She Could Muster) OSCAR EVERLYNN PINES!! What on Green Earth are you doing with a Make-Out Tactic Book!?

Oscar: It comes with part of the costume!! (Starts Twiddling his Fingers a Bit Shyly) Besides, Kakashi was reading it throughout the runtime of the series, so i figured I check it out for myself.....

Ruby: Are you nuts!? (Points at the Booklet She's Holding) This is filth you were reading, Oscar. FILTH!!

Oscar: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Now you tell me....I really thought it was something simple like romance and kissing.

Ruby: ('Sighs Heavily') Yeah....I did too...till I had to look it up. We're gonna end up doing most of that advanced stuff on this book, once get older, aren't we?

Oscar: Not if you don't want to.

Ruby: (Shrugs) Whatevs. It's only a matter of time before we both reach to the insantly we call adulthood.

Oscar: (Gives Ruby a Reassuring Smile as He Gently Grabs Hold of her Hand) Hey, whatever comes our way in the future and beyond, we'll face them all together, am I right?

Ruby: (Stares at Oscar For a Brief Second Before Smiling Back) Mmhm, Always!~ I love you, Oscar~

Oscar: Love you too, Ruby.

Oscar lowers his mask down as he and Ruby shares a kiss on the lips.

????????: 'Sup, nerds.

Oscar/Ruby: (Turns Their Attention to a Very Familiar Face) Hi, Emerald.

Ruby: Oooh~ I like the color of your hair.

Oscar: Yeah, it compliments the entire costume pretty well too.

Emerald: (Dressed as Sakura Haruno) Thanks. Never been a fan of the color pink, but I do have a soft spot for Sakura for the most part. She could give Yang a run for her money on the strength department.

Ruby: (Pouts at Emerald) No way! My big sis can kick Sakura's butt with her robot arm behind her back.

Emerald: Doubt it. But I gotta ask: you notice something different about me, besides my hair being pink?

Oscar: (Notices Something's Missing on Emerald's Back) Your ponytail.....it's gone.

Ruby: (Eyes Starts to Widen at the Discovery) You're right, it is gone! (Looks Back at Emerald) Did you seriously cut it off yourself?

Emerald: Yep. (Casually Shrugs) I figured now it's the time to finally let it all go. Resembles that of mome moving on from my past and what have you.

Oscar: (Smiles Softly) I like it. Makes you look more prettier than you were already.

Ruby: Hm. It's not bad, it's nothing too special either.

Emerald: (Raises an Eyebrow and Smirking at her Form Enemy) Getting jealous of me already, Rose?

Ruby: ('Scoffs') In your dreams! (Pushes the Bottom of her Hair Up in a Elegant Fashion) My beauty is far more unique and delicate than you can ever imagine~

Emerald: (Snickers a Bit) Really now? Kinda hard for me tell you have any of that when you're dressed as a string bean.

Ruby: (Comically Glares at Emerald) Do not disrespect the drip of the GREEN BEAST!!

Oscar: Would you girls please stop fighting already? You're gonna make a scene at rate.

Emerald/Ruby: (Turns to Iscar as They Point at Obe Another) She started it!!

Oscar let's out a sigh before a smoke bomb suddenly drops down and erupts in front of the trio, causing Ruby to gets startled and quickly hug onto her boyfriend..

Emerald: What the hell?

The smoke itself begins to disappear, revealing a grinning Sun Wukong dressed as Naruto Uzumaki amd a coughing Neptune Vasilias dressed as Sasuke Uchiha.

Sun: Heyyy, Party People!

Neptune: We.....('Cough') Finally......('Cou Cough') Arrived....('Cough') (Turns to his Best Friend) Christ, dude, did you have to use that many smoke bombs?

Sun: How else are we gonna make our surprise entrance believable? We're ninjas! Mostly.

Ruby: (Giggles Softly) Looking good already, you guys!~

Oscar: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah, you almost look exactly like Naruto there, Sun. I'm impressed.

Sun: Why, thank you, kiddos~ (Grabs onto his Chin in a Sophisticated Manner) It's not everyday you get to be half as good looking as the main character himself. (Chuckles Lightly Before Making Fonger Guns) Believe it!

Neptune: (Raises an Eyebrow) I thought Sasuke was the most good looking out of the team.

Emerald: (Shrugs) Ehh. The guy's too overrated for myself. Even then- (Gives Neptune a Seductive Smirk on her Face) He's not even close of being as handsome as you look tonight, Blue~

Neptune: (Genuinely Surprised by Emerald's Flirting) Oh! Uhh- ('Clears Throat') T-Thanks. (Smirks Back at Emerald) You're looking prettier good yourself, Emerald~ (Notices Something Missing on the Back of Emerald Head) Did you cut your ponytail off?

Emerald: Yeah. For personal growth reasons. It....doesn't look too bad, does it?

Neptune: Nah, you look great! Beautiful even~

Emerald: (Giggles Softly While Blushing a Bit) You don't say?~

Oscar: (Watches Neptune and Emerald Along with Ruby and Sun) This is another surprising turn of events. (Turns to Sun) You think they'll get together one of these days

Sun: Only time can tell on that one. I'm proud of my bro either way.

Ruby: I am so gonna make of Emerald if it happens.

Oscar: (Turns to his Girlfriend) Ruby, she'll kill you.

Ruby: A risk I'm more than willing to take. (Lays her Head onto Oscar's Shoulder While Giving Him the Puppy Dog Eyes) You'll swoop me and save me though, right?~ (Starts Blinking her Eyes at Oscar Once Again)

Oscar: ('Sigh') Sure. Been a while since my life was put on risk these days....

Sun: (Notices the Booklet Ruby's Holding) Hey, whatcha got there, Ruby? A notepad?

Ruby: ('Scoffs') I wish. (Gives Sun the Booklet) It's this filthy Make-Out Tactic Book Oscar was reading minutes ago.

Oscar: Ruby!

Sun: (Eyes Starts to Widened at the Booklet in Front of Him) Whaaaaaahahahahahaaa! (Bursts Out Laughing)

Neptune: (Gets Distracted by Sun's Sudden Laughing Along with Emerald) Sun?

Emerald: (Already Has a Slightly Annoyed, Deadpinned Look on her Face) What are you laughing about over there?

Sun: (Tries Dying Down his Laughter) Oscar.....Reading........Make-Out Tacticheheheheee! (Shows the Duo the Booklet) See?

Neptune: (Eyes Widened at the Booklet in Front of Him and Emerald) No freaking way.....It's REAL!?

Emerald: (Forms a Mischievous Smirk on her Face) Oh, this is definitely my night right here. (Turns to her Appointed Little Brother) Whatcha doing reading smut, boy?

Oscar: (Comically Glares at Emerald) It came with the freaking costume!! (Crosses his Arms While Turning Away, Pouting) Besides, the only thing I read was the table of the contents

Emerald playfully raises an eyebrow while Neptune examines the Make-Out Tactic booklet along with Sun.

Emerald: Suuuuuuuuuure you did~

Oscar: (Turns Back to Emerald) I'm serious! I stopped reading the very moment Ruby came over here!

Ruby: (Hugs Oscar in an Over Dramatic Fashion) It's true!~ His sweet, precious innocence would've been tarnished completely if I haven't arrived in time~

Oscar: See? She said it herself. Please don't tell Nora and the others about this, I am begging you.

Emerald: (Grabs her Chin) Hmmmmmmm....I suppose I can keep my mouth shut over this, IF you give me some chocolates in return~

Oscar: (Gives Emerald a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Seriously? Can't you trick-or-treat for some yourself like the rest of us?

Emerald: Nope. Too old.

Oscar: (Rolls his Eyes) More like lazy......

Emerald: NOOOOORA!~ PYRRHAAAA!~ GUESS WHAT OSCAR'S READI-

Oscar: Alright, alright, fine! You can have all of my chocolates. Except for the bars. I'm saving them for Nora.

Emerald: Hmm...A chocolate bar does sound scrumptious right about now~

Oscar: What did I JUST SAY-

Emerald: NORA-

Oscar: OKAY, OKAY!! You can have one, that's it!!

Pyrrha: (Opens the Front Door From the Inside) Oscar, is everything okay out here?

Oscar: (Immediately Turns his Head to Nora with a Slightly Awkward Smile on his Face) Y-Yeah, yeah. I'm doing good, Pyrrha. Promise. I love you!

Pyrrha: (Hearts Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) I love you more, sweetie!~ (Turns to Emerald with a Pout) You're not bullying my baby tonight, are you Sustrai?

Emerald: Don't worry, Pyrrha. I ain't messing with him. You have my word.

Pyrrha: Hmmmmmm.......Alright. If you say so. Are you all waiting for a few more people to arrive?

Ruby: Yep! Just the Schnee Sibs. They should be in the neighborhood by now.

Pyrrha: Well, let me know if you all need anything for the time being. And Emerald- (Puts on a More Serious Glare at the Girl in Pink Hair) I'm watching you. (Has Two of her Fingers Pointing at Her Eyes Before Pointing Them at Emerald as She Slowly Closes the Door)

'Door Close'

Emerald: (Puts on a More Satisfied Smile on her Face) Well, with that out of the way, I'm more than happy that I did business with you, kiddo. Love you~

Oscar: (Rolls his Eyes in Pure Annoyance) Uh-huh.

Emerald: (Turns to Neptune) Hey, Blue, wanna share a chocolate bar with me?

Neptune: (Smiles Brightly at Emerald) You know it!

Sun: Ooh! Can I have one too?

Emerald: Noope. The bar's only for Bue and I. You can have some of my regular chocolates instead

Sun: (Pumps his Fist in Rejoice) Yea.

Oscar: (Whispers to his Girlfriend) Ruby, if Emerald ever does end up with Neptune, annoy the ever living crap outta her about it.

Ruby: (Pumps her Fist in Rejoice) Yea!~

Weiss: (Walks Over to JNPRO'S Front Yard with Whitley, Dressed as Ino Yamanaka) Good Evening, everyone.

Ruby: (Smiles Brightly at her Best Friend's Arrival) Weiss, you made i- ('GAAAAASPS')

Emerald: (Starts Snickering Along with Sun and Neptune) Okay~ I know that's not who I think it is~

Oscar: (Tries his Hardest Not to Crack into Laughter) Is that really you in the green there, Whitley?

Whitley: (Already Has an Annoyed, Deadpinned Look on his Face, Dressed as The Handsomest Devil of the Leaf. Rock Lee) Who else would it be? I look ridiculous....

Weiss: (Gives Whitley a Reassuring Smile) Oh, don't be such a grouch, Whitley. I think you look wonderful in that costume of yours. Besides- (Playfully Pulls on her Baby Brother's Cheek While Smirking Teasingly at Him) Weren't YOU the one who said Rock Lee is one of your Top Ten Favorite Characters in All of Anime?~

Whitley: (Gets Even More Annoyed) Yes....I did, but I don't recall wanting to dress like him! His and Guy's fashion sense it's truly lacking...

Weiss: (Finally Let's Go of Whitley's Cheek) Yeah, well, too bad. Mother has spent all night crafting this costume just for you. (Raises an Eyebrow) You don't want to end breaking her heart with your distaste for it, do you?

Whitley's eyes starts to widen up as he imagine the possibility of breaking his poor mother's heart.

In Whitley's Self Conscious

Willow: I've spent all night making you this wonderful outfit for you....(Starts Tearing Up) ('Sniff') And you've hated it this entire time? (Covers her Eyes in Shame) What kind of mother am I to disappoint her baby boi!?~ (Starts Crying in Despair)

Back to Reality

Whitley: (Frantically Shakes his Head Back to Reality Before Sighing in Defeat) No. I refuse to have her shed anymore tears in her eyes, due to my selfnes- (Notices Ruby Happily Jumping Up and Down, Staring at her Before Raising an Eyebrow in Confusion) Can I help you-

Ruby: MY YOUTH STUDENTTTT!~ (Happily and Tearfully Pulls Whitley into a Tight Hug)

Whitley: (Taken Aback by the Sudden Hug) What in the world are you babbling on about, Rose!? (Comically Glares at Ruby) And why are you even hugging me to begin with, let go!! (Tries Breaking Free From the Bear Hug, to Little No Prevail Whatsoever)

Ruby: I've always knew you have a heart, but the selfless you display this evening was more than enough to move your own teach to literal tears!~

Whitley: Of all the insolent- (Turns to Oscar) Oscar! What is going on with that dolt of a girlfriend of yours!?

Oscar: (Already has His Scroll Out and Taking Pictures Like Everyone Else) She's just playing her role as Might Ruby for a bit, don't worry about it.

Whitley: Might Ruby- (Notices the Costume Ruby's Wearing Before Putting on a Deadpinned Look Again) ('Sigh') Of course.

Ruby: Now then. (Points Towards the Sunset in the Distance) Tonight, let's race ourselves to the sunset and get as many delicious candies we can get, in the Spirit of Youth!~

Whitley: ('Hmph') (Crosses his Arms) You can race yourself if want. I have enough running around the block for one year.

Ruby: (Smiles Brightly) That's cool. I can give you a piggyback ride instead.

Whitley: Yes, well- (Eyes Widened Again) Wait. I beg your pardon?- W-WOAH! (Suddenly Gets Pull and Got on Ruby's Back) What the scalops!!?

Ruby: Better hold on tight, Whit. (Gets into Running Position) Cause here we..........

Whitley: (Starts Feaeing for his Life) Nonononononononono-

Ruby: GO!~

Without any rhyme or warning, Whitley let out a more fearful scream as Might Ruby uses her semblance to zooms across the neighborhood in high speed.

Sun: (Watches Chaos Ensures Along with Everyone Who're Still Present) And they are off without a bang.

Neptune: (Turns to Weiss) You think your little bro will be okay out there?

Weiss: (Simply Nodded) I believe so. He's gotten more toughest than he looks these days. (Notices Neptune Holding Something) What kind of book is that you're holding?

Emerald: That Make-Out Tactic Book Oscar's been reading.

Oscar: Emerald!!

Emerald: (Casually Shrugs) Oops~

Weiss: (Let's Out a Surprised Gasps Before Giving Oscar a Sisterly Pout) Oscar Everlynn Pines! Why on earth were you reading smut!?

Oscar: (Facepalms Himself) Oh my freaking god-

Happy Birthday, Ruby Rose and Happy Halloween to All!!

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