albinoduck
Yikes
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I’m Rachel. Just leave me be; I’m sure I’ll shut up at some point.
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albinoduck · 2 years ago
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Can I be your gargoyle?
like, romantically? platonically? sexually?
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albinoduck · 2 years ago
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*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3
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albinoduck · 2 years ago
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albinoduck · 2 years ago
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ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends
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albinoduck · 2 years ago
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i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you
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albinoduck · 2 years ago
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i hate fun
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albinoduck · 2 years ago
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hey. goth lego dragon.
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albinoduck · 2 years ago
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albinoduck · 2 years ago
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Everything In My Body Is Clunking Like A Machine
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albinoduck · 4 years ago
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remember to hit that DISLIKE button, UNSUBSCRIBE, and THROW YOUR COMPUTER DOWN A WELL
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albinoduck · 4 years ago
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albinoduck · 4 years ago
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dont be scared cisgenders, i am a normal bus. come closer.
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albinoduck · 4 years ago
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A few of the best questions I’ve come across on Yahoo answers:
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