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WHY DID THEY DO THAT THEY COULD’VE TOLD US WHAT JONNOR DID IN THE TENT BUT INSTEAD THEY WASTED IT ON A STUPID FREAKING BRALLIE KISS

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I literally care about nothing else that happens I just need to know what the FUCK Jonnor did in the tent

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somebody needs to fucking kiss me

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I bet Barack Obama was the kid who told you the answer when the teacher called on you in class because you weren’t paying attention.

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"do gay people even eat fast food?"😂

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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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"Curious little beasty"

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Unnecessary censorship 

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Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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petition to change the pride flag to pastel colors because that shit is easier on the eyes

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becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

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curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

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Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.

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why did we just accept catdog