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If you run your fingers up and down my back continuously there is a 832% chance that I will fall in love with you.

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I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

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Did some more gif reversing… still very pleased with the result (original on left, edit on right)

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You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

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do you ever think like. yeah. I’m doing good. and then you’re like. oh. oh I’m crying

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reminder: you can start over at anytime. your day is not ruined. your world is not over. take a deep breath. start over.

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Tumblr Code.

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rich people are so boring. get opulent, you bourgeoise fucks

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me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*

the situation: *works out fine*

me: oh

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so i saw this on twitter and honestly i think i’ve fallen in love with the rat

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“When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates - my kids are gonna be right about that.”

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Get Out (2017) The opening of the film is partially inspired by the opening of Halloween (1978), which Jordan Peele describes as a subversion of “the perfect white neighborhood.”

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One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it