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Would you guys still love me if I posted bug porn? :)

(This is about The Scarab from Adventure Time, not actual insects <3)

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What if I came back just to write a Lucifer x Reader x Alastor sequel to Sins of the Flesh? 😳

Haha jk... unless 👀

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Hi, long time no post 💗

Just wanted to reiterate that I'll not be writing Hazbin fic anymore (although I would love to write more for it, I don't have the inspiration nor the will to any longer)

I won't be fulfilling any requests, sorry. At this point I don't even know if I'll get around to posting the final few drafts/bulletpoints of fics I was planning.

But I wanted to get on here to say that I'm still so thankful for all the love and support you all have given me throughout the months. It really means a lot 💗

I truly wish I still had the motivation to write for this fandom, or to just write in general, honestly.

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aww okay! Thanks for all the great content :)

😭😭

This is so sweet <3

I'm glad you've enjoyed my writing and thank you so much for reading <3 <3 <3

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Is your blog deactivated

Yes, in the sense that I don't accept requests or write for it anymore.

I do still post some of my old outlines/bulletpoints that were never finished though. I think I have 2 left to post.

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Prompts/Bullet Point Outlines

So like I said, I’m never writing HH fic again. However, I still have all those prompts/ideas that I had (and had actually decided on a direct plotline for and outlined). 

So why not post them? 

Each one of these can be used by anybody that wants to write for them (if anybody does lol) If you decide to, just make sure to link me/message me what you wrote! Cause I’d love to see it <3 

Just because I can’t write for this fandom anymore doesn’t mean that I don’t still enjoy reading from time to time. 

I’ll be posting most prompts separately and then linking them all back here :) 

Alastor x Vox x Reader Spitroast/Lapdance 18+

Charlie x Vaggie (Birthday) x Reader 18+

Various NSFW Alastor ideas 18+

2p! Alastor x Vox x Alastor x Reader 4some 18+

Charlie x Vaggie x Reader x Alastor 18+

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Vaggie x Reader x Charlie x Alastor 18+

So like what if you were in a relationship with Charlie/Vaggie (or like, were a regular member of 3somes) and one time (maybe after they'd been gone on a trip?) you decide to "spoil them"

You're friends with Alastor and you're thinking "what if I could get him to use his tentacles on them?" So you shakily go and ask him if he'd do you a huge, huge, huge favor and do that. He looks at you with confusion, wonder, and a hint of disgust, but then you say you'll even make a deal with him if he does. That sweetens the pot a bit and he quirks a brow as a smirk grows on his face.

So you sell your soul basically, but hey, at least you're gonna have something special for your girls, right?

Well, you go and ask the two if they would be open to... some new experiences and they get confused. You elaborate that Alastor has his tentacles and wouldn't they be fun to play with? Charlie gets this look of horror while Vaggie says "ARE YOU INSANE?" You laugh and say no, you're not insane. This is a genuine idea you've had and its be very fun for them. You hint at Vaggie being able to "teach Al a lesson" as it were, and can visibly see her warm up to the idea. Charlie is looking thoughtful but still unsure, but you reassure her that itd be okay and she could quit if she wanted.

Then they both ask how the hell you'd get Al to do this like whaaaat and you say you've already got him on board.

They are.... flabbergasted. You just tell them you were very persuasive.

So you tell Al, at some point later, that they are up for it. "Lovely!" He says, clasping his hands together. You make a point to mention that Vaggie may be a bit more forceful than usual, but he's more than alright with that, he says.

You've already reassured him that you have no intention of partaking in the, uh, festivities of the evening, that you'll simply be there to watch and instruct.

He has a knowing look on his face as you say this, but says nothing.

So the time comes and you're all 4 in Charlie's bedroom together.

The girls are in their nightclothes, shorts and slips and tank tops for easy removal. Alastor is making the biggest show of everything, running around and wrapping his arms around them, saying what fun they'll all have together, etc.

Lets jump to the good stuff though

So Alastor and yourself are sitting in two chairs in front of the bed, watching as his multiple tentacles undulate themselves into and around the girls. Charlie is, unsurprisingly, the louder of the two, grasping the sheets and Vaggie's hands as she reaches her second climax. Vaggie is still trying to keep herself quiet, hand moving to cover her mouth. You give Alastor a pointed look, quirking your brow, and he motions for a tentacle to wrap around her hands, binding them beside her head. She keens so loudly at that, also cursing Al in the process (to which he beams)

"Well, dear, I thought you said Vaggie would want to put me in my place, as it were. It seems she's a bit too occupied at the moment, however." He'd chuckle and you'd smirk along with him, trying your best not to think about the events unfolding in front of you too hard, lest you need some relief as well.

"You know, however, I am feeling a bit left out at the moment. Truly a pity," you'd turn to look at him, a bit of confusion evident on your features, before he continued more quietly, so that only you could hear.

"Dear, did you elaborate to them about my explicit participation? Or was it merely for me to be on the sidelines?" A heavy blush would darken your features as you grasped what he was saying. Gulping, you'd whisper back, "Well, I didn't say you would be involved, but I did say it might happen? Yeah," you trailed off.

"Ah, splendid then," and you noticed a hand move to palm himself through his slacks. Well, if you hadn't been interested before, you certainly were now.

"Darling, stop trying to hide it. I can smell your arousal," he'd purr into your ear, moving a hand to curl around your side.

You'd give him a nervous, questioning look, because while you had been ready for the rest of this, you hadn't expected him to want yet another participant.

He'd gently grasp your chin with the hand that had previously been cupped around his dick, pulling your face close. One questioning look, searching for a confirmation, and then he closed his eyes and kissed you.

You nearly moaned from how good the simple contact felt, mouth opening immediately in a gasp as he chuckled into your mouth before pulling away.

You shakily looked over to Charlie and Vaggie, thankful they were too caught up in their own pleasure to have seen what just happened. You enjoyed keeping your composure around them, you didn't want to let it slip even if it was a night out of the ordinary.

.......

Alastor has himself out and you’d go and "help him" a bit, maybe with him keeping his clothes on. Or you rutting against his bare cock with your clothes on.

...

Your end of the deal isn’t what you expected. He decides he enjoyed that event and so now you have to help him out whenever he so desires. He tells you he decided to go easy, even though he didn't have to, considering he actually enjoyed what went down.

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2p Alastor x Vox x Reader x Alastor 4some (18+)

So you're having a 4some with Vox, Al, and Blue

Alastor is the one initially fucking you, missionary with your legs pushed up over his hips. Vox and Blue watch while this happens, you both purposefully positioned so they would get the best view. Vox is having to restrain Blue to keep him from finishing himself off, wrapping his cords around him to keep him in place. Everyone is completely nude save Vox, who still has his pants on (and a really obvious erection).

Vox keeps telling Blue things to get him more riled up, like "Wouldn't it feel *so good* to fuck that tight cunt of hers? Paint her with your cum and have her screaming?" Blue winds up cumming before you and Alastor are even *close* to finishing, and then he cums again when the two of you actually do finish.

He has a quick recovery period though, and is hard again in no time.

So now it's his turn to fuck you, and he's so wound up that he nearly cums again just as he enters you. He can feel Alastor's cum making a slick lubricant around his dick, can feel how you squeeze him and how warm you were.

Vox is still watching, I think he'd enjoy just being able to see the debauchery. However, as previously stated, he is *very* stiff at the moment.

Standing over to the side, Alastor goes up to him and says "I will only do this once and you are to never speak of it again."

Vox would be extremely confused and then he would see Alastor sinking to his knees and unfastening Vox's slacks. Then he knew what was up.

Alastor would probably suck off Blue occasionally, not often but enough to count. So he wasn't inexperienced necessarily. Vox wouldn't believe that he had the Radio Demon on his knees in front of him, so he would obviously start recording the whole thing for his own personal use (it’s not like anyone else would see it. nobody would be able to hack the hacker)

You would take note of what they were doing and have to tell Blue about it, because he'd be too wrapped up in fucking you to really notice anything but your pussy. When he saw what Al was doing he did cum again, the sight to much for him to take. Vox would have finally moved to a bed (maybe your in a two bed hotel room?? Idk) and he'd be leaning back on his arms, supporting himself from completely falling backwards as Alastor swirled his tongue around him

"Where'd you learn to give head like that?" He'd try to joke but would moan immediately after, Alastor shutting him up with a harsh suck. He'd finally get the picture and just keep his hands on Al's head, thread his fingers through his hair.

Watching this had you closer to the edge too, and when you finally watched Vox cum, Alastor pulling his dick from his lips and allowing the cum to cover his own chest, you would finish too. Shaking and throbbing around Blue as he'd thrust into you from behind, face buried in your neck as he told you he was close, so so close darling before eventually he lost himself too, spilling inside you as he pumped you full.

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Various NSFW/Lemon Alastor ideas (Yes this includes the rainstorm/car prompt) (18+)

Alastor Self-Suck/Autofellatio 

This was…. degrading. Why was he doing this, again?

He glanced down, seeing how he was on full display and clearly erect.

Oh, that’s right.

Being painstakingly hard had the ability to make one forget about common things such as pride.

His slacks, which had previously been bunched around his ankles like some sort of makeshift bondage, were now kicked across the room, completely forgotten. Well, mostly anyway.

His shirt was unbuttoned completely, loosely hanging around his shoulders, fabric crumpled from the heat and sweat. 

....

Cuckholding with his microphone

One day you’re alone in your room and decide to get yourself off, but forgot that Al left his mic in the room to watch over/protect you. 

Once you’ve finished, you’d realize that his mic (or the person who’s trapped inside his mic?) just saw you cum so you’d have to have a “talk” with him (it?)

So afterwards, obviously you’d go tell Alastor about it. You’d be like “Oh, since your Mic enjoys watching so much, why don’t we give him a show?”

So you and Al would be in your bedroom, fully naked on top of the mattress while the mic is propped up against the wall with a full view of what will take place. 

Except this time, Al uses his tentacles to tie up the man within the mic. So while he will have a perfect view of the events, he won’t be able to touch himself at all and will be able to do nothing else but watch while you and Alastor fuck to your heart’s content. 

....

Alastor x Reader x Sir Pentious

So 3some with the both of them. You and Al fucking, making sure Pentious has a good view, while Al uses his tentacles on both his dicks.

.....

Alastor/Alistair getting his dicked sucked while on-air

....

Alastor x Reader Rainstorm car sex

Caught in a rainstorn pull over alastor x reader smut

"Well, we'll certainly have some time to kill"

"You ride me so well." "Yeah, just like that"

"Do you wanna come in my mouth or-"

....

Alastor x Reader Birthday sex

• Darling little whore

• Overstimulation

• Folds you up

• Can fit more of himself than usual (is large) due to your excitement

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Reader x Charlie x Vaggie Birthday (18+)

charlie and vaggie really warmed up to after you started staying at the hotel

and eventually charlie asked you if you wanted to be with them

vaggie was a little shy to do that, but charlie was like super excited

and you all had been happy together ever since

its vaggie’s birthday

you’re all together

and charlie has this great idea to absolutely spoil her today

well, tonight actually

so you’re all at the party, if you can call it that because its just the hotel staff

and alastor’s still pissing people off as usual

mostly vaggie honestly

poor thing cant catch a break

then you and charlie intervene and relieve her

she is thankful

you tell alastor to fuck off, joking but genuinely not

eventually the get together ends and as you’re going to your rooms, charlie says there’s  a surprise in  her room

so the three of you retire to there

you of course, already know whats up

vaggie thinks its an actual physical thing though

“Hun, you didn’t have to do anything else! You got me so much and threw this lovely party, and that was more than enough!”

charlie is corrects her, telling her it is from both you and herself.

Vaggie is even more flustered with this

“And you! You gave me far too much! I don’t deserve any more!”

she’s blushing and grinning so much

“We have something for you, honey! We hope you’ll like it!” charlie told her

Your relationship didn’t start out this way. It was a slow integration, and when you had first came to the hotel, she hadn’t been all that welcoming, truth be known. However, you quickly earned her trust, and eventually she even became fond of you, enjoying your presence around herself far more than what she ever thought she would have. She found herself wanting you to be around her more often, realized she was almost wistful if you weren’t by her side.

It was no secret that she wasn’t open to many people, let alone here of all places. Yet she liked you, genuinely, and Charlie did too. This was a less astounding feat, given that Charlie liked nearly everyone, but it was still nice to know. And Charlie clearly liked you more than just friends, too. She wasn’t one to flirt, or sneak, or cheat, or any of those dislikable things, but Vaggie could tell that she had a rather strong interest in you, and she was beginning to tell that she herself also had more than platonic feelings for you.

That was when Charlie brought it up. “It” being the proposition, concept, of you all three being together. She’d been unsure at first. She loved Charlie with all her heart, how could she possibly find more to give? But she did find it, and eventually the three of you were an item. It had taken some time to warm up to, but you all were practically attached at the hip now.

And now? She was absolutely enamored by you. Every time her eyes met yours, her heart would seize up and she’d forget how to breathe. She didn't think she could feel that way about anyone but Charlie, but you had proven her wrong.

When Charlie and yourself had told her there would be a party for her birthday, she was less than enthused, however. As much as she adored the two of you, parties were, to put it lightly, not her thing. Charlie insisted, though, and so Vaggie found herself complying anyway. Besides, Charlie (and you, for that matter) had told her that it wouldn’t be a big event.

True to your word, the party, if one could even call it that, was simply the hotel residents gathered in the lobby. Nothing big, nothing fancy, just the way she liked it. It was simple and quiet (well, as quiet as it could get when Alastor and Angel Dust were in the room together) and altogether not that bad. The party did eventually wind down though, and afterwards, the three of you retired to Charlie’s room together. Charlie had informed you earlier in the evening of her plans for that night.

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Vox x Reader x Alastor (18+)

You perform at a strip club one night

maybe angel conned you into it

You’re with alastor

know he's gonna be upset because he doesn’t like those establishments

Alastor knows that you’re working it

goes to watch you, make sure you’ll be okay

doesn’t trust the patrons there

finds himself really watching you, has never seen you dance this way before

hearing the other men there shout for you drives him up the wall tho

you should be doing this for him and only him

and then

AND THEN

he sees vox, and he (vox) is really noticing you

“of course he would frequent a place such as this” alastor thinks

is irritated Vox is paying so much attention to you, even when there are others on the floor

Vox is just doing it to piss him off mostly, he could focus on any of them but enjoys that it bothers Alastor so much

You see Alastor is there, notice the look he’s giving you

The you see Vox and decide to have some fun

You see him and pay special attention to him

mostly because you know he's a high roller

But also mostly because you know it’ll piss Alastor off so much

Alastor is absolutely pissed

he should be the only one that ever sees you like that

The way Vox eyes you just makes it worse

That song ends, and so does your performance

you go back to your dressing room, and Alastor manages to find you back there

Vox.. uh… tags along

He knows this place like the back of his hand

He opens your door only to find alastor there already

the two of you are just talking, currently he is praising your performance

didn’t wanna argue with you until you both got home

Alastor doesn’t know why the fuck Vox showed up

“You! My dear fellow, need to leave,” and his eyes turn to radio dials as he says it

Vox isn’t swayed

“Yeah, I’m thinking she should be the one to tell me. The way you were dancing out there, seems like you really want a piece of me, right mama?”

Alastor makes a face at the name, then says “You do know what these establishments are for, yes? And that any interest is simply a dancer showing you a good time?”

“yeah yeah, this was more than a good time”

the argue more

vox propositions you, alastor says you absolutely would not prefer him, but like they’re both cocky about it

like they want to prove it right

So thats how you're on your knees, head in Alastor’s crotch with Vox railing you from behind

You’re sucking him so well, laving your tongue all over his dick

You’ve never been this good, which is really saying something

Clearly you must think he’s better

Vox is stuffing you full with his girth, and has already made you come and he’s not even close to being finished, so he’s thinking you prefer him

Alastor keeps saying how good you're doing for him, how nice you make him feel. “Aren’t you my perfect girl,” and you moan

Trying to keep his composure since Vox is there and he wants to act superior, but at the same time wants him to know just how good you’d rather make him feel, not to mention the whole situation has him far to interested.

Alastor pulls himself out of your mouth right before he comes, you expected him to do this and you stroke him while your mouth is open, letting him come on your tongue and face

Vox fills you to the brim with his cum, watches it seep out of you.

“Now sweetness, don’t you think I’m a better lay?”

“How in god’s name do you possibly think?” and they just continue like that.

“I’m telling ya, she really wanted ya to come and see!” You could hear Angel nearly yelling at Alastor in his frustration.

“As I’ve told you previously, I don’t believe she did, and even if it were true, I don’t like to frequent such establishments.” 

 “Dude, like I said, she wants ya there! I mean, me and her are both going, it’s not like ya’d be alone or somethin’.”

You already knew what they were discussing. Earlier you had concocted the idea of joining Angel in his activities for the evening and being a stripper for the night. You’d told him you’d actually really want to try it out and he was ecstatic. He just couldn’t shut up about how happy he was you’d be dancing with him, that he’d get to “show you the ropes” of the act, but he did warn you not to be too good. “I still wanna have a job tomorrow, toots,” he’d laughed.

So as you heard Angel eventually leave Alastor with a huff of “Fine, be that way,” you decided to go talk to the deer yourself. You wanted him there to watch you, even though you knew he didn’t like those kinds of places, it was important that he would be there.

Even if he didn’t know the exact reason why he was there.

And you would try to keep it that way for the longest you were able to. You wanted this to be a surprise, after all. 

 You made your way down to Alastor, hoping to convince him to tag along. What was the point of even going if your little darling wasn’t gonna watch you?

 Sauntering up to him, you began, “Hey Al, I know it’s not really your thing, but could you please come to the club with me?” You gave him your biggest, saddest puppy dog eyes. Those always worked.

His eyes widened, although his trademark grin remained unchanged. “Darling, you can’t be serious?” His eyes held a look of, hm, pity maybe? Disappointment, you decided. 

 “Oh, I am serious, Al! Come on, I’m going! We could have fun-“

“I doubt that,” he swiftly cut you off. You cocked your hip and quirked a brow at his attitude. He was such a baby sometimes.

“Yes we would~” you continued, “Come on! Don’t you wanna go with me?” You gave him the eyes again, closer to his face so they would hopefully work better.

 “Oh,” he huffed, “Alright.” They did work, you knew you’d get your way! 

“But,” he continued, much to your dismay, “I’d rather not stay too long if possible. Those establishments are…. not to my taste.” He made a face at the last bit, clearly repulsed by the concept of a strip club. 

 “That’s okay honey,” You smiled, elated that he even relented at all, “You can stay for as long, or as little, as you like.”

...

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Prompts/Bullet Point Outlines

So like I said, I’m never writing HH fic again. However, I still have all those prompts/ideas that I had (and had actually decided on a direct plotline for and outlined). 

So why not post them? 

Each one of these can be used by anybody that wants to write for them (if anybody does lol) If you decide to, just make sure to link me/message me what you wrote! Cause I’d love to see it <3 

Just because I can’t write for this fandom anymore doesn’t mean that I don’t still enjoy reading from time to time. 

I’ll be posting most prompts separately and then linking them all back here :) 

Alastor x Vox x Reader Spitroast/Lapdance 18+

Charlie x Vaggie (Birthday) x Reader 18+

Various NSFW Alastor ideas 18+

2p! Alastor x Vox x Alastor x Reader 4some 18+

Charlie x Vaggie x Reader x Alastor 18+

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Where can we find you now? Your writings are really good and I still wanna support you outside of this fandom

This is..... so sweet 💙💙

Thank you so much

Honestly, I don't know if/when I'll write a fic again. I hadn't written one in 4 years and then I got into Hazbin and suddenly had inspiration lol

So I don't guarantee that I'll be posting fanfiction (specifically) anytime soon. But I do write original works/drabbles (mostly just stream of consciousness honestly) and post them to my AO3, if you're interested.

Thank you for the support, Anon 💜 It means a lot 💙

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Rule #1 of surviving tumblr: stay out of the fandom shit as much as possible unless you revel in conflict and misery

Oh, I've had these people blocked for months. Can't stand them already.

But one of my friends took a screenshot of a post of theirs and was talking about how she didn't like it (she didn't know about my issues I already had with them). So it just exacerbated.

And heres the thing, when it's something as heinous as this, people are gonna talk about it. Literally every discord server I'm in had multiple people saying in their respective venting channels "I saw this and now I feel sick what is wrong with people," so it's not like its avoidable, is it?

I'm gay, I'd never said that on here before (because tbh my own sexuality doesn't matter for a fucking writing blog), so seeing revolting art like this is definitely going to leave its mark.

Yeah, you have the freedom to draw/write/create whatever the hell you want, but don't create controversial/hurtful shit and expect people to just glance over it and not care. You made it to incite negative emotion, got it, and then got mad about it. I don't think that's the fault of those who are hurt.

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guess whos back, back again

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I said it on my main too

But I'm done

I can't do hazbin anymore

It hurts to come on here and see something that should be so loving and inclusive be so outwardly hateful to minorities.

I've never experienced as much homophobia (and I lived in the rural, backwoods south!) as I have in this fandom. And it's from people who claim to be pro-lgbtq, but they aren't and it shows

I can't enjoy it. I see art or fiction or anything, and I immediately hurt.

Even if its wholesome, positive art, just reminds me of all the negative things that I've seen.

I'm sorry to everyone who follows me, everyone I was collaborating/planning to collaborate with, but I can't do this anymore.

It hurts to see it and it hurts to feel like this.

Again, I'm sorry.

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I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: ALFA LYR IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

Let me start this post off by saying this: if you don’t want to read this post because you hate all the drama in this fandom, that’s fine. I won’t think less of you just because you don’t want to see me bitch about somebody I don’t like. Feel free to scroll past this post if you don’t want to here me ranting.

With that out of the way… Alfa Lyr is one of the most repugnant people in the entire Hazbin fandom. She is the living embodiment of this toxic “us vs. them” shipping mentality that has caused this fandom to go into the toilet. She views everything through a lens of Chaggie vs. Chalastor, and if you aren’t a massive Chalastor stan, then to her, you are the enemy.

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