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Cause us pain homeslice

I am going to write something kinda fucked up and I would appreciate if it could get at least 20 notes

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you should all follow my friend inkie on bluesky. she's one of my closest friends and regularly draws art for me like thumbnails and emotes

she's a really talented artist who draws cute things, like pokemon and splatoon, and you should all follow her forever. she's not nearly as popular as she should be given how good her art is. she's not very good at self promotion so i'm doing it for her

tell her i said hi

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Ain’t it crazy how high the stakes get in blue hedgehog that runs fast? Like in Sonic Generations egg man erases the whole of history

To be fair in the first game the stakes were already like “Eggman is going to take over the whole world” and by Sonic 2 he had a death star so like

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Защо?

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) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

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"Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?"

"He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program."

"But couldn't he do more good if he just invested-"

"The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny."

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Some frog wizard magic ✨

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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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Yeah Tumblr did not have to actively arrive and remind us "Hell is Forever" like that one Hazbin song 😭

Nobody:

Tumblr: Congratulations! You’ve made 10k posts

Me:You…didn’t have to share this information with me. Now I feel the sins.

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! HE FOUND HIS FAITH!?

I wasn’t expecting him to still be harmony! And he’s IMAGINARY INSTEAD OF PHYSICAL LIKE HIS SISTER!

I am not going to be okay! My jades are gone! He is one of two characters I want to see again! I need him in my bone!!!!

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That's a nice thing to say to my emotional support rebellious rich girl :)