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Just created a Rickroll using french cities and google Maps

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Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later

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b99 is more culpable, actually

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eid mubarak to all my muslim mutuals!! :))

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*hears footsteps toward my room* please don’t

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real self love is closing a personality quiz when it asks you to pick one out of ten paragraph long options,,,,, thanks but i know who i am,,, a person who’s not gonna stand for this

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How do famous people date? Like, how does a celebrity go out and meet people and make normal connections with someone who isn’t also a celebrity? It would probably be really uncomfortable to date a “fan”, but at a certain point of fame there just isn’t much of a demographic that doesn’t already know who you are and possibly have some kind of opinion about you, even if they aren’t part of your fandom. How do you form genuine connections between equals?

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the communist man of pesto

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Me: it’s not even that serious.

Inner me: have a breakdown

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props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

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I literally can’t figure out what this means.

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every fucking day i think of the fact that in the teletubbies show they had to use flemish giant rabbits to be the cute bunnies in the show bc flemish giant rabbits are so fucking big

that any other rabbit breed would look puny next to the teletubby suits. 

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mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

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The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times