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Phillipa Soo photographed by Danielle Kosann for The New Potato, 2016

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President Barack H. Obama II 44th President of the United States

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get to know me: favorite brOTPs → joey tribbiani & phoebe buffay (friends)

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too pure for this world [x]

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what she says: im fine

what she means: in Friends, Chandler was always considered very average and not that attractive, in fact the very base of his character was that he was the funny/goofy one, Ross was the smart one, and that Joey was the cute one, but Chandler was actually remarkably intelligent and hardworking, as well as the fact Matthew Perry was a very attractive man, whereas Ross most often got himself into awkward shenanigans and Joey was often very goofy. Chandler was the best of all three of them put together, without some of the other two's worse attributes (Ross' tendency to ramble on, Joey's grudge-holding, Ross' quick temper, etc), yet somehow it was considered by pretty much everybody in the Friends universe that Monica was a catch for Chandler and he should feel honoured to be dating her... Chandler was a brilliant character and it is unacceptable that his most prominent attribute, his comedy, has become recognisably his only positive attribute.

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i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

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well, fuck

my reaction to everything (via nakedly)

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“it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway” one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.

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It’s really confusing to me to think that all these horrid old politicians were once babies… kids… awkward teenagers… Like, they didn’t just magically surface from the earth’s core already saggy and wrinkled sacks of evil

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yeah sure wish we had a key

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“I’m personally not a fan”         ✓ OKAY “I don’t understand how you could possibly enjoy something as lame as that”         ✗ NOT OKAY

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always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag