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Thor Gay Smut Headcanons (REDONE)

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Experience

Thor is 5000+ years old, he has some experience under his belt. From the time he was 15 basically all of asgard was wanting to fuck him- with that huge cock and the confidence and horniness of well... a god, it wasnt very hard for Thor to get layed.

By the time he was 20 he had basically fucked the entire palace.

With all of his travels to other realms, it was only inevitable he had fucked some freaky looking things- he had some tentacle action with an alien woman, even stuck his dick in a rock giant gods that hurt.

Thor is no shy person either, if you show the feinest of interest in him, hes down to fuck- not to mention hes a kinky bastard and doesnt shy from the taboo's.

He's fucked celebrities, politicians, wifes, husbands, fathers, mothers- even his own at one point.

Thor is the God of fertility, so of course he exudes sex, in any way shape or form, if he can fuck it, he will.

Position

Thor is a top, through and through- he doesnt get the appeal of being a bottom, nor does he think any of his partners wouldnt want an ass or pussy full of his dick.

Thor is very dominant- he likes seeing people submit to him, on their knees, spreading their legs ready and willing- he is a king after all.

Now, when he falls in love, that is subject to change, he will always worship the one he loves, and is willing to be a tiny bit submissive at times.

Thor LOVES the mating press, having to be as close to you as possible, his tongue and beard scraping against your skin as he pile-drives you into the bed or wherever you may be- its perfect.

He also loves doggy style- really any position where he can pound you into oblivion is good enough for him.

Kinks

Thor has tried virtually everything, and hes a freaky bitch-

Dom/sub

Worship

Cum/cum eating

Breeding

Armpit/sweat/musk

Daddy

Food

Restriction

Electro stimulation

Spit

Docking

Feet

Choking

Exhibitionism/public

Group/orgies

Pet play

Spanking

Watersports/piss

Incest

Lowkey monsterfucking

He definitely has his favorites, however.

Worship, he loves to have you worship him, esoecially when he sits on his throne and you treat him as a king, your tongue gliding over his most sensitive spots, your lips planting kisses on his chest, nipples, you groping his muscles like your clinging onto them for dear life- he likes to flex for you, watching you melt into his body as touch and kiss and taste him.

Armpit/sweat/musk, the first time you showed interest- or commented about his smell, he lifted his muscular arm and ket you take a sniff, his armpit hair trapping all those delicious scents inside, he doesnt wear deodorant, as he always says "Deodorant doesn't exist on asgard, gods have no need for it" he loves his own scent, especially after a grueling mission, he buries your face in his pit as he feels your tongue lap up that salty deliciousness of his pheromones.

Exhibitionism/public nudity, taboos have almost no place on asgard- clothes are more of a ceromonial thing, often times, the entirety of the palace walks around in the nude, when he first came to earth, he was disappointed at the anount of skin that was covered up, when he started to live in avengers tower, he coaxed them to stop wearing their trivial looking clothes, embracing their beauty- he also loves putting a display on in public, sitting at a bench and slamming his cock up and down, strangers walking by to film or touch or suck on his godly dick, he loves fucking in public, displaying ownership over his partner as he pounds their brains out- it makes him feel more at home.

Looks

Thor is a god, and the god of fertility, he was born to be beautful, with bulging muscles and a charming face, thor was the talk of the nine realms, every person, monster and in between wanted a piece of him, and knowing his nature, they probably did.

Other

Thor is not shy, in any way, and nothing is really off limits either, he's willing to try anything and everything, although its hard to find something he hasnt.

Taboos do not exist on asgard, he's had many run ins with family members and had many different orgies and parties, fucking strangers, and essentially anything that moves.

But when Thor is in love, he's in love, he'll respect your limits, but also asks that you respect his, he's very polyamorus, and has an unlimited sex drive.

He cums so much, buckets full, even, he is the god of fertility, after all- he'll fill his partner to the brim, or absolutely drench them in his essence, it tastes salty, delicous, and leaves a little shock when digested.

Being the god of fertility, theres no doubt that Thor has many children, with humans, asgardians, even monsters- and he's sure he's fooled around with some of his spawn.

Additionally, with his magic he can even cause men, even cisgendered men, to become pregnant, he has impregnanted many a people, and if his lover asks, he will do so without a doubt.

Thor loves sex, and will never turn it down when offered, he's fucked asgard and the nine realms, avengers, celestial beings, and of course, his favorite human- You.

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Thor X Male reader smut headcanons

Experience

A LOT, hes like 5000 years old lol

Hes been with men, women, aliens, monsters-

(He kinda freaky)

So yeah he KNOWS his stuff

Dom/sub, Top/Bottom

Top. I cant really see him as a bottom tbh, but hes definitely very gentle

Dom, but like soft dom ya know? Unless you want him to be rough (which he'll definitely do)

I can maaaaaaaybe see him be like a sub!top but like... very rarely

Position

He LOVES having you ride him, but for the most part, whatever position youd like he'd be fine with

Hes also kinda vanilla so missionary also

Kinks

Loves praising you, and every so often likes to be praised ofc

Honestly would be into whatever your into

I also feel like he'd love hair pulling

DEFINITELY likes that electro stimulation

(Once again, he kinda freaky)

I feel like hes definitely tried like EVERYTHING and is ok with all of it

I think the only thing he wouldnt be into would be like heavy BDSM

Nicknames

Likes to be called:

Thor

Lord

Your highness

Your majesty

King

Sir

Daddy

Likes to call you:

Good boy

Sweetheart

Darling

Love

(And depending on how kinky yall are)

Slut

Whore

Bad boy

Bitch

Looks

"Whos horse is that?"

No but seriously like hes PACKING

Like 9-10 inches

Maybe more?

Idk hes a LITERAL GOD

*SCHLURPP*

Other

He likes to have sex on his throne

LOVES having his balls sucked

Loves massages (both giving and recieving)

Hes a tease, for sure

(Lowkey likes to get kinky with his hammer/axe)

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Experience

Hes not very experienced, probably lost his virginity to you, so hes learning as he goes along

He does want to make you feel good though, so he does a lot of research (porn lol)

Dom/sub, top/bottom

Prefers to be bottom, although if you ask him to top he will

SUB. SUB SUB SUB 100% SUB LIKE-

LOOK AT THAT ^ HES SO SUBBY AHHHHHH

Position

It depends on how hes feeling tbh, if hes in a mood for lovey dovey, vanilla sex, missionary definitely

HOWEVER if hes feeling a little kinky~ hes definitely flexible ;) doggy style, against tbe wall, he likes a lot

Kinks

MASSIVE praise kink like-

Call him a good boy and he'll be cumming in his pants

Also definitely likes to be webbed up😋

He also enjoys 69ing while hanging upside down

Suit kink for sure, being in the spiderman suit while doing it turns him on

What he likes even MORE is when YOU wear the spider suit~

Overstimulation🤭

Spanking

Nicknames

He likes to be called:

Babe

Baby

Bug

Petey

Good boy

Pretty

Good little slut

He likes to call you:

Babe

Baby

Sir

Daddy

Looks

BIG dick

Like 8-9 inches (thank you spider bit for making everything bigger ;))

EVEN BIGGER ass

Like it's P L U M P

^Mmm😋

Other

He REALLY likes hickeys, on you or himself

Hes very vocal, whimpering, moaning, screaming your name

Hes very shy at first, but the more comfortable he gets with you the more confident/slutty he gets, he'll even tease you in public sometimes

Lowkey (highkey) likes to be manhandled

LOVES to be rimmed