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I love the random replacements for clichés writers insert in science fiction shows. like when a 21st-century human would say "stop pacing you'll wear a hole in the floor" but in a space show the alien/future human says "you're oscillating like a Betelgeusian night badger" or some shit. like fuck yeah he is. amazing drive-by worldbuilding. I'm gonna spend the next half hour wondering why the Betelgeusian night badger evolved to do that

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An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

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year already sucks but we'll persevere

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my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

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Happy Halloween everynyan :3

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I hate capitalism but I love buying objects

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*steps one degree of separation outside my normal tumblr orbit* oh wow you people are all out of your minds

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one of the funniest things to come out of gay marriage being legalised in Thailand today is that sushi restaurant that offers free meals for all freshly married thai queer couples having a promo slogan "LOVE WINS LOVE SALMON"

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So, like, what if Sora and Riku went to Valentine’s Town tho..

 I will say it’s hard to lean into a design philosophy that doesn’t exist because we’ve never seen valentines town and i tried my darndest but i would be lying if i said it wasn’t almost entirely self indulgent

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YOU'VE JUST BEEN ISEKAI'D!

You know how it is. You were hit by a truck or fell from a great height, and now you're trapped in a fantasy land! Quick, spin this wheel to find out what you've reincarnated as!

Remember to show this to all your friends :)

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Kingdom Hearts Melody of Memory - Team 3D