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twitter is shutting down so i guess i’m moving all my fangirl shit back here on this website

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and here it is https://archiveofourown.org/works/20899652/chapters/106021890

i think you’ll be pleased to know that i am writing again for FOTCEO. hopefully i can publish the chapter 32 just in time for the fic’s third (wow!!!) anniversary. 

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already finished it yes oh my god. just waiting for (my beta reader) Ryu’s edits then i’ll post it just in time for its 3rd publication anniversary! :D

i think you’ll be pleased to know that i am writing again for FOTCEO. hopefully i can publish the chapter 32 just in time for the fic’s third (wow!!!) anniversary. 

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i think you’ll be pleased to know that i am writing again for FOTCEO. hopefully i can publish the chapter 32 just in time for the fic’s third (wow!!!) anniversary. 

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people talk all the time about “primal instincts” and it’s usually about violence or sexual temptations or something, but your humanity comes with a lot of different stuff that we do without really thinking about, that we do without being told to or prompted to

your average human comes pre-installed with instincts to:

Befriend

Tell story

Make Thing

Investigate

Share knowledge

Laugh

Sing

Dance

Empathize with

Create

we are chalk full of survival instincts that revolve around connecting to others (dog-shaped others, robot-shaped, sometimes even plant-shaped) and making things with our hands

your primal instincts are not bathed in blood- they are layered in people telling stories to each other around a fire over and over and putting devices together through trial and error over and over and reaching for someone and something every moment of the way

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this is funny as hell omg

Genshin Impact Characters at the Dentist Headcannons

Childe: Literally has so many broken or chipped teeth from his fights, dentists hate him. 

Kazuha: I’m telling you, this man has perfect teeth. He never has any problems, other than maybe them being a little sensitive naturally. His appointments are usually very fast and easy. 

Venti: Still has baby teeth, always a bunch of cavities from his alcoholism. Has to literally be forced to go when the others are fed up from him complaining about toothaches.

Diluc: Nice teeth, probably stained from grape juice. Never has had any cavities, is always on time for his appointments. Hates small talk with the dentists. 

Kaeya: Perfect teeth, probably uses whitening strips. Goes to the dentist like four times a year because his hygienist (male) is “hot.”

Chongyun: Probably a few cavities and a lot of sensitivity from eating all those damn popsicles. Makes Xingqiu come because he’s terrified. 

Xingqiu: Never has any issues, reads while there are literally three different metal tools in his mouth. Never hesitates to accompany Chongyun.

Mona: Cannot afford to go but on rare occasions when she does, there always happens to be some sort of problem.

Xiangling: Girl always has food stuck to her teeth, her cleanings usually last around an hour. 

Raiden Shogun: Never needs to go because she can just “replace her teeth.”

Hu tao: Whenever she goes to an appointment, she always bites the dentists fingers and the suction in her mouth. They do not like her and complain when she comes for a visit. 

Klee: Always throws some sort of massive tantrum when Albedo has to take her for a checkup or cleaning. Cries in the dentist chair while big brother Albedo tries to calm her down. 

Albedo: Goes whenever he’s required to, integrates the appointments into his schedule way before he even needs to. Very calm and relaxed the entire time. Great about his dental hygiene but always somehow has at least one or two cavities from his sweet tooth.

Sucrose: Very anxious when it comes to going, I see her having braces idk. Even though nothing is ever wrong, she is rather insecure and requires Albedo’s support (As if the poor man isn’t already busy enough). Flinches whenever a tool makes even slight contact with her mouth. 

Beidou: Super confident when she goes, as she should be. Employees love her charisma, always listens. 

Qiqi: Never goes, she has Baizhu to treat any pain. 

Diona: Also never goes, will put up a fight if encouraged to do so.

Fischl: Believes she does not need to go as “princesses are immune to such problems” but caves in when her toothaches start becoming bad. 

Razor: Absolute abomination, worst teeth in Teyvat. Has to go six times a year and doesn’t even know what the dentist is, or why it is necessary. Probably has 16 cavities or something. 

Bennett: Constant issues, given his bad luck. Usually has lots of chipped teeth and also needs around three root canals every time. 

Ganyu: Dentists try to comfort her the entire time, as they can see her visibly trembling from insecurity and discomfort. Always leaves without any problems but quietly sobs in the car from the anxiety of it all.

Zhongli: Teeth are super strong, never needs to go but does anyways. Talks about Liyue’s past the ENTIRE time, even when there are tools in his mouth.

Keqing and Ningguang: they’re part of the Qixing. If there is even a slight problem, they will both have it fixed immediately. They are too busy for those issues.

Sayu: Too tired to go.

Eula: Rambles about vengeance when the dentist accidentally pokes her a bit too hard, pretty much causes them to melt in fear. 

Xiao: Doesn’t go. At all. Ever. Enough said.

Noelle: Poor girl is always terrified but it goes well every single time. Dentists enjoy seeing her because of her kindness.

Rosaria: Does the dental work herself, surprisingly good at it. 

Jean: Good teeth but probably stress grinds them at night, dentists will point it out.

Babara: Persistent about going to have those pretty idol smiles that she sees on magazines. 

Lisa: Beautiful smile but goes to the dentist more often than required to flirt with the female employees. 

Thoma and Ayaka: Will go together. Thoma will protect her and will also clean up the entire room when he has the opportunity. “Hmm, there’s a lot of dust right here, you could get allergies from this.” 

Gorou: Deadass terrified of going but complies when Kokomi deems it “very necessary as a general.” Once he does, he usually has minor cavities from all the sugar he eats. ESPECIALLY nervous when he’s required to get them filled, hugs his tail.

Itto: Deadass sobs the entire time, dentists are very confused.

Xinyan: Very normal teeth, dentists love her.

Kokomi: Tries to keep her composure the entire time but anyone could tell that she’s absolutely terrified. Takes deep breaths and hypes herself up beforehand.

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Okay. So that was a lie. But I already sent it to Ryu, my kind and patient beta reader. Now it's just a matter of time before I receive it with notes and all :)

Will be posting it the soonest. No broken promises this time!!

Breaking my tumblr hiatus to say that I've finally finished the rough draft of FOTCEO's chapter 31.

YES!!!! I've finally found the time to write again.

Just need to go through it a couple more times to refine it before I pass it to my beta reader and upload it.

Hopefully before the end of March.

*fingers crossed*

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Did I make a whole Cryptid AU just so I could draw Medusa Diana? Yes. Ty to the discord for helping workshop this nonsense. Some notes:

- Diana’s snakes actually each represent a part of her psyche, and feel/act independently from her conscious will! So there’s perfectionist snek, defensive snek, curious snek, inner-child snek, and even secretly-starved-for-affection snek!! Which Akko wins over one by one… but not without a few bites in the process -u-;;

- Diana does have the Medusa power to petrify people with her gaze; however she finds it crass and would only do so as a last resort (….like to stop a certain loudmouth from spilling her darkest secret). Instead she has cultivated a particularly scorching death glare.

- The Cavendish are a Medusa bloodline, all the way back to based Beatrix, and according to myth, originated from a Medusa goddess of healing. The Cavendish snakes are capable of producing both anesthesia and petrification-antidote– though some people (……Akko) may have an allergic reaction….

More soon on the rest of the New Nine!! here’s the original concept post

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Breaking my tumblr hiatus to say that I've finally finished the rough draft of FOTCEO's chapter 31.

YES!!!! I've finally found the time to write again.

Just need to go through it a couple more times to refine it before I pass it to my beta reader and upload it.

Hopefully before the end of March.

*fingers crossed*

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So how is the Fanfiction "The Fall of CEO" going ? You already said that you cant maintain a steady upload schedule ?

Ch 31 is in my drafts... unfinished. I'll try to write again soon, don't worry!

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yo drop your kofi

I'm shy 😂 https://ko-fi.com/akkordianswift

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omg I just logged into tumblr and wow thank you so much for this!!!!! 😭 It's amazing!

I got a little overeager and started on some Diana/Akko doodles from Fall of the CEO  @akkordianswift  . These working ladies ;_;

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i am glad to be of service to the diakko fandom

(and I'm glad I made your day!!!)

fall of the ceo read it or else

@akkordianswift BLESS YOU for the new Fall of the Ceo chapter! I literally finally got around to reading it and was about to finish it tonight but you have just made by day thank you so much! https://archiveofourown.org/works/20899652

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Another one from buevo!!! 😭 I'm so honored. Thank you.

sobs hysterically

Ay wey…

A drawing for @akkordianswift, if you have not read her Diakko fanfic “The Fall of  The CEO”, then wth are you doing? Go read it, it’s amazing

PS. I kinda gave up with the shading at some point

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English translated version of free paper I distributed in local con, HQ version can be downloaded from patreon :D

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I know, I'm sorry 😭