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“You never really know how you feel about somebody until they have their hands around your throat.”
— Kevin Spacey, Congratulations Mr. President
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the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
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Tumblr’s master plan:
1. Ban “adult” content, allegedly because advertisers don’t like it.
2. Start running ads for a webcomic about a teenage boy fucking his mother.
3. ???
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not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time
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anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
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I don’t want to fall inlove with you so please don’t be too close to me, stay away from me.
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he was the king of sending mixed signals and i was the queen of getting my hopes up
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Monday 1208
I never thought it would be so hard to have him look right through me.
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