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Whisper ASMR is so fucking gross to me. It activates the same part of my brain for when I hear chewing sounds.

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"You're not even American. Why do you care about the elections?"

Because your stupid decisions impact the rest of us

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Americans would vote in a dried piece of dog shit off the sidewalk over a woman

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super jealous of michigan voting stickers like are you serious. i want all of these. theyre so cute

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Don’t say it like this please … hey I’m actually into you sexually 🤓 would your genitalia perhaps be interested in receiving the act of fellatio from one such as myself ☝🏾

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if you would’ve told me in 2011 that the guy who just killed bin laden was going to one day threaten to sexually enslave a group of young men because they didn’t vote for donald trump for president i would have assumed you were on crack. but here we are

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Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver

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you should drop the cannabalism and violence as a form of love thing. have you tried hugs and kisses

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How it feels when I hate post and it gets two likes

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Voters in Iowa have the opportunity to do something very funny here.

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why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

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remember when you used to look stuff up and the first result was always wikipedia :(

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I bring a sort of "it's wrong to hate people based on how or where they were born" vibe to political discourse that apparently right wingers and left wingers both don't really like

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eww why are you having salad

are you five years old