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I wonder what Barb felt about the whole body swap thing😂
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Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:
We're trying to decide which of these is a better option:
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Being a high status noble demon in a situation where the cafeteria is closed, and your options are: bring you the food prepared by your personal chef or that the exchange human wants to make some more food so you can have one of their sandwiches.
For Mephisto the choice is clear.
I mean, Mephisto is a demon who has always lived among the greatest luxuries and privileges, wanting to live the humble life so he can get close and spend time with a human. I can imagine him watching Mc eat in the cafeteria with a look of circumstance because he wants to eat with them but doesn't know how to do that because of his status.
He is adorable, Mephisto can be many things, yes, but adorable too.
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I'm not usually one for sexuality headcanons but to me Asmo is pansexual and Mammon is pansexual (derogatory)
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Near the front entrance of the HoL is a accurate and to-scale dollhouse model of the HoL that can be used like a map.
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Obey me Month
Day 22 Fallen Angel
Simeon demon form
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No one:
Obey Me MC: Simeon please please please spit in my mouth.
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having thoughts about solomon adjusting to not living together at cocytus anymore......
shouting your name from his room before remembering he has to phone you now if he has a fun new magic thing to show you
looking up from his book to make a joke to you while reading in the living room
pouring an extra drink every time (and passing them off to a bemused simeon)
starting to chop fruit and then remembering he'll have to deliver it to the HoL
getting confused briefly when he steps into the kitchen and rather than you flying in to distract him, it's one of the angels tactfully trying to usher him out
absently leaving notes for you in the common areas
still texting you about the groceries
waiting in his room for you to come say goodnight for way too long before remembering
every time he misses you he flips a coin to decide or not to sneak into the HoL for a sleepover (someone's started hexing it to make it always fall on the wrong side)
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