domestic ✨
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drake?
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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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Same as it ever was.
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no more teacup pets we keep breeding cats to be larger and more robust until we have monster cats
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every time someone is like ok make your christmas list im like well suddenly it turns out ive never desired anythign in my fucking life
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What a year this week has been.
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This is the same guilt you feel when you accidentally step on a paw and hear that high pitched yipe.
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When a cat head become too big for your hands reblog if you agree
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finding out people dont usually add numbers by first adding something to make a ten (for example 7+6= 7 plus 3 is 10 plus another 3 is 13) & that its actually an adhd thing is the WILDEST shit literally ive lived like 10 years (or however old i was when i learned to add and stuff) thinking thats how everyone does it. what the fuck
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My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).
Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.
The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.
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