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MC: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back, okay?

Rafayel: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

Rafayel, right after MC leaves the room: I miss her already. She needs to stop abandoning me.

[akemisamui]

“Premium Air”

LADS Men reacting to MC getting “Premium Air” in her tires.

Zayne

Zayne: Is everything taken care of with your car?

MC: Yea I just had a low tire I don’t understand why it costs $300 though

Zayne: I’m sorry. Come again?

MC: Yea luckily I make good money as a hunter but it still sucked

Zayne: Explain yourself

MC: I got premium air in my tires why are you so upset?

Zayne: *Throws coat on* send me the location of the place you went I’ll be back in an hour

MC: ZAYNE WAIT WAIT I WAS JOKING HOLD ON

Zayne: *Already out the door*

Rafayel

MC: I’m back!

Rafayel: There she is … did you get your oil changed ?

MC: Yea they also put air in my tires do you know why it costs so much?

Rafayel: What? The oil change?

MC: No the air

Rafayel: The air?

MC: Yea I didn’t realize premium air was a thing

Rafayel: ….are all humans this stupid?

MC: why are you being rude?

Rafayel: AIR IS FREE BELOVED

MC: THEN WHY DID THEY CHARGE ME $300?

Rafayel: ….Say sike right now

MC: Okay you’re scary when you’re serious I’m joking

Rafayel: Don’t ever do that again I was about to kill someone

MC: What?

Rafayel: What?

Xavier

MC: Why does air for tires cost so much?

Xavier: It? Costs??

MC: Yea they charged me $300 for premium air

Xavier: I had no idea you could get premium air maybe I should look into getting that as well

MC: …..

Xavier: …..

MC: …. Baby air is free please don’t let someone scam you into buying air

Xavier: but you said-

MC: I was pranking you good lord Xavier we can’t both be out here getting scammed

Sylus

MC: Having a car really sucks sometimes

Sylus: Tell me what’s wrong I’m all ears

MC: I had to pay $300 to get premium air in my tires

Sylus: Nevermind im not listening

MC: Where are you going?

Sylus: To see just how premium "Premium Air" is

MC: Sylus no

Sylus: …

MC: I was just playing

Sylus: …

MC: Give me the gun

[akemisamui]

“Why Are You in My House?”

LADS men reacting to you asking this question after you gave them a key/code to your place.

Zayne

MC: Why are you in my house?

Zayne: You asked me to come over and cook you dinner once you got back from your 2 day mission

MC: I did?

Zayne: Yes

MC: I don’t remember that how did you even get in here

Zayne: You gave me a code

MC: No I didn’t

Zayne: …. Did you hit your head while on that mission

MC: I don’t think so

Zayne: I’m surprised you’re even thinking at all considering your memory of the last 3 days

MC: Hey! I remember the last 3 days

Zayne: What did you eat before bed last night?

MC: …..

Zayne: That’s what I thought …. I’ll run some tests on your head tomorrow now sit down

Rafayel

*MC wakes up to Rafayel laying in bed staring at her*

MC: Why are you in my house?!

Rafayel: You gave me a code

MC: For emergencies

Rafayel: This is an emergency

MC: What is it

Rafayel: You were ignoring me

MC: I was sleeping is that alright with you?

Rafayel: How was I supposed to know that?

MC: I almost punched you in the face don’t ever do that again

Rafayel: ….

MC: ….

Rafayel: You’re so hot when you’re mad

MC: Shut up

Rafayel: Even your voice is sexy when you’re mad fuck tell me to kill myself

MC: GET OUT!

Xavier

*MC is startled awake from a loud crash and explosion from the kitchen*

MC: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Xavier: Why did you rush out here like that?

MC: Why are you trying to destroy my kitchen?!

Xavier: I was trying to surprise you with breakfast

MC: Xavier I gave you a code for emergencies please don’t create one by blowing up my kitchen

Xavier: Are you going to take back my code privileges

MC: I’m thinking about it

Xavier: 🥺

MC: Don’t give me those eyes

Xavier: What eyes? 🥺

MC: …

MC: Fine! But stay out of my kitchen

Xavier: ☺️

Sylus

Sylus: Wake up kitten you’ve slept long enough

MC: Why are you in my house?

Sylus: You gave me a code sweetie remember

*Sylus pokes MC in the forehead*

MC: So that means you can just invite yourself over whenever you feel like it ?

Sylus: Precisely

MC: What if I wasn’t home?

Sylus: I’d wait for you

MC: What if I had other hunters over?

Sylus: I’d tell them we’re besties

MC: What if I was getting out the shower?

Sylus: Nothing I haven’t already seen

MC: 😳

Sylus: Get dressed the kids missed you they’re making you breakfast

MC: We don’t have kids?

Sylus: Luke & Kieran

MC: My boys!

Sylus: Why don’t you get this excited for me? 🤨

[akemisamui]

"Multi-talented Queen"

How I imagine the lads men react to hearing you sing for the first time.

Zayne

MC: Why are you staring at me?

Zayne: Just trying to figure out when you were going to tell me you could sing

MC: Okay prophet did you figure it out yet?

Zayne: Yes I have

MC: and what's the answer?

Zayne: You never were this is the only point in time when I was going to find out

MC: Im shy about my singing voice why are you mad?

Zayne: Im not upset ... I would just like to hear it more often

MC: Alright I'll sing you to sleep or something

Zayne: I accept your terms

MC: I was kidding hold on

Zayne: Too late I've already agreed to the terms and conditions

MC: What were the terms and conditions?!?!

Rafayel

MC: *Singing as she steps out of the shower*

Rafayel: *Busts open the bathroom door*

MC: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Rafayel: Why'd you stop singing?

MC: Because you busted in here like a fed and im butterball naked

Rafayel: Yea ..... nice ... very nice

MC: Focus fishie

Rafayel: Why didn't you tell me you could sing?

MC: you never asked

Rafayel: Do it again

MC: Do I bust in on you while you're naked and demand for you to sing?

Rafayel: I mean id be fine with that

MC: Get out

Rafayel: Sing first

MC: No

Rafayel: Come on please?

MC: You sing

Rafayel: I can't

MC: is your voice that bad?

Rafayel: No I have the vocals of a siren it will kill you

MC: *laughs*

Rafayel: ...

MC: ...

MC: Wait you're serious?

Xavier

Xavier: Are there any other secrets you're hiding?

MC: Are you still on this?

Xavier: You hid it from me

MC: I didn't hide anything I just didn't sing around you

Xavier: You hid it

MC: I get nervous singing in front of people and you still give me butterflies by just looking at me

Xavier: If I close my eyes will that help?

MC: That's not how it works Xavier

Xavier: What if I stand on the balcony with my back to you?

MC: Why do you want me to sing so bad?

Xavier: ....It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard

MC: S-STOP !

Sylus

Sylus: *Holds up his phone and plays a recording* You'd give Princess Fiona a run for her money

MC: MEPHISTO CAN RECORD???

Sylus: How many times do I have to remind you that he is a mechanical crow?

MC: He's a little shit that's what he is....

Sylus: What exactly was your plan?

MC: I was trying to make him explode the same way Fiona did

Sylus: and what came of that?

MC: Leave me alone Sylus

Sylus: How do you have so much animosity towards a crow?

MC: Why does your crow have so much static with me?

Sylus: You should sing more often

MC: No

Sylus: What if I say please?

MC: Still no

Sylus: Shall I beg?

MC: Still no ... well actually ... wait n-no ... I get nervous there's nothing you can say that will change my mind

Sylus: I'll move Mephisto into one of the twins rooms

MC: Send me a list of songs you wanna hear

[akemisamui]

Movie Night and Tears?

How I imagine the LADS Men react to you crying during a movie. Lets pretend for one minute that Rafayel's tears don't turn into pearls okay? [Requested by: Anon]

Zayne

Zayne: Would you like a tissue?

MC: Are you teasing me?

Zayne: No you just look like you could use a tissue

MC: Very astute observation there

Zayne: You’re even snappy when you’re crying over a movie

MC: How are you not crying?

Zayne: You cry enough for the both of us

MC: ....

Zayne: Now im teasing you

Rafayel

MC: This next part is so heartwarming

Rafayel: You getting emotional?

MC: I’m getting teary eyed for sure

Rafayel: ha loser you’re already crying?

MC: It’s— HEY YOURE CRYING TOO

Rafayel: nuh uh

MC: I’m watching the tears roll down your face

Rafayel: this popcorn is spicy

MC: .....its extra butter

Rafayel: ….*sniffles*

MC: Wanna cry together while I hold you?

Rafayel: Yes please 🥹🥹

Xavier

Xavier: Are you crying?

MC: I was trying not to but it's so sad

Xavier: you've always been a softie

MC: i'm not soft!

Xavier: you're like a marshmallow

MC: no i'm not

Xavier: *Cups your face and wipes your tears with his thumbs*

MC: i'm sure I look a mess now

Xavier: you look beautiful

MC: Not a word of this to the other hunters

Xavier: my lips are sealed

Sylus

MC: Do you have any tissues?

Sylus: *Hands you an Hermés handkerchief*

MC: Never thought I'd wipe my tears with something this expensive

Sylus: Never thought I'd see miss big bad hunter cry over All Dogs Go to Heaven

MC: Did you hear how he got choked up saying goodbye to squirt?

Sylus: Your mental fortitude is lacking to say the least sweetie

MC: or maybe I just have emotions unlike some people

Sylus: Are you saying im heartless?

MC: No but you do use your heart less than others

Sylus: I call that a calculated skill

MC: So what does that mean for me?

Sylus: That you have a skill issue

MC: Rude *smacks Sylus with a pillow*

[akemisamui]

Last Call

Calling the LADS Men to say goodbye because you weren't going to be making it home to them. A/N: MC isn't reincarnating this time sorry. Artist @/am_soul_art on insta [Requested by: nocturnaoasis]

It was supposed to be a quick mission. The intentions were good and the plan was perfect. At least thats what the higher ups thought at the Hunter's Association. The plan was to take back Hat Island, the small island right off the coast of linkon overrun with wanderers. The Hunter's Association believed that their strength in not only numbers, but also Evols and skills had improved enough to take back the small island.

They were wrong. So very wrong.

It was a suicide mission from the start; the wanderers were too smart there was never a chance. You panted as you ran from the onslaught of wanderers that had evolved over time inhabiting this island. You watched as comrade after comrade was slaughtered right in front of you. The number of Hunters was decresing quickly and there was no help coming. You held your side for dear life as blood gushed from your wound. You accepted your fate right then and there. You weren't making it back to Linkon.

You managed to find a small cave on the side of a mountain where you could make one last call.

Zayne

The phone seems to ring forever you were afraid you weren't going to hear his voice in your last moments. Just as you thought it would go to voicemail he picked up.

Zayne: Hello MC: Zayne.... Zayne: Yes I'm here

You couldn't help the grin that overtook your face.

MC: Remember our trip to find 'old popsicles'? Zayne: Of course I do MC: Remember when you swept me away from my friends to go read in a secluded park? Zayne: Yes ... where is this coming from?

You took a deep breath before coughing and grunting form the pain.

MC: I just want you to always think of our good memories ... I don't think we'll be making anymore after today Zayne: What are you saying? MC: They're gone ... they're all gone ... and I don't have much time left.

You finally broke down and sobbed into the phone as reality truly set in.

Zayne: Wh- MC: Promise me you'll move on ... I want you to find something or someone to bring the same vivacity that I brought you ... don't shut yourself off from the world ... I want you to be happy ... remember me in a good light because just know I died doing what I love Zayne: ....dont leave me behind MC: I love you Dr. Zayne......

Zayne didn't hang up he stayed on the line until he could no longer hear your stuttering breaths. He couldn't keep that promise of moving on. He threw himself into his work to keep his mind busy. He was afraid if he slowed down for one second he'd never be able to recover.

Rafayel

He picked up on the first ring as if he'd been waiting by the phone just for your call.

Rafayel: Hey Cutie!

He sounded so happy at the fact that you called it was already killing you that you'd be breaking his heart with this call.

MC: You know you create the most beautiful art Rafayel: You're making me blush stop it MC: I'm going to be painting pretty sunsets and sunrises for you Raf Rafayel: huh?

You swallowed hard trying to keep your voice from wavering.

MC: The next time you're on the beach and you see a beautiful sunset or sunrise ... that's me ... painting the sky just for you Rafayel: No no no you're-

His words became panicked as you quickly cut him off

MC: I wish I would have hugged you tighter before I left ... I'm not making it back to Linkon ... I'm sorry Rafayel: I can come to you just tell me where you are

Tears streamed down your face as your voice broke at the sound of him falling apart on the other end

MC: Im running on borrowed time right now Rafayel I just wanted to tell you that I love you ... so much Rafayel: I love you too

Your head was already swimming you didn't even realize you muttered.

MC: Good ... good.......

Rafayel never missed a single sunrise or sunset after that. Thomas would always find him sitting on the beach with red eyes and a camera to capture the sky that you painted for him.

Xavier

He picked up on the third ring w/ a groggy voice; he'd been asleep.

Xavier: My little star

His voice brought you a kind of comfort that no words could describe.

MC: You made a good call getting sick this week you know that?

You couldn't help but giggle at the situation.

Xavier: What are you going on about? MC: Remember how pretty the stars were that night we danced in the forest? Xavier: Yea they were almost as beautiful as you

He always knew how to make you feel like the prettiest girl to ever exist.

MC: Well next time you gaze at the stars the one star that seems to twinkle and dance just for you ... that'll be me

A brief moment of silence....

Xavier: You're not saying what I think you're saying

You could hear rustling on the other end knowing he just sat up.

MC: I'm sorry Xav ... I'm so sorry ... I promised I would make it back to you, but thats a promise I can't keep anymore ... I'm losing blood fast I can already feel myself losing consciousness Xavier: Hang on I'll be right there

And there it was the choked sob that finally slipped out of you as you responded.

MC: It's too late Xav ... do you love me?

He was quiet for a moment before you heard his low raspy voice respond.

Xavier: Yes. Of course I love you with everything that I am

Those words brought one last smile to your face and you finally let your eyes drift closed.

MC: thats all I wanted to hear ... I love you Xavier..........

Xavier was never the same after that. He spent his days training to get stronger to the point where his hands were bloody. No one could get through to him not even Jeremiah. At night he swore he could hear your voice as he gazed at the stars.

Sylus

Sylus: Hi sweetie MC: I love you!

You heard his breath hitch and then silence. You had rendered Sylus speechless with the three words he always wanted to hear.

Sylus: Why so sudden? MC: I never got the chance to say it to you, but I couldn't go without letting you know Sylus: where-

You quickly cut him off because there wasn't much time left. You could quite literally feel your life slipping through your fingers.

MC: this mission was doomed from the start ... I'm not making it home to you tonight ... I'm sorry ... there’s no pain though so I must be dying Sylus: Stay right where you are I’ll come find you MC: Don't .... it's no use ... thank you for everything I was always happiest with you

You smiled as you admitted that to him; it felt good.

Sylus: Stop you're not dying on that island

You sniffled as tears began to sting the back of your eyes.

MC: it's too late ... just ... just tell me you love me Sylus: but- MC: Sylus please Sylus: I love you My Queen MC: Music to my ears........

Sylus still tried to look for you, but could never make it onto the island for the wanderers were too strong....even for him. Mephisto did however manage to find you and brought back the necklace Sylus had given you. It now sits on a mantle in a glass case.

[akemisamui]

Where the Hell You At?

LADS Men dealing with you getting lost easily [Requested by: lynnx21]

[akemisamui]

I Had an Epiphany

The lads men dealing with your random daily thoughts [Requested by: luxis-journal]

[akemisamui]

Moments Posts - Sylus Pt. 2

More random posts on the TL w/ boyfriend Sylus

misshuntermc

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misshuntermc: Who can't get plants to grow in the N109 Zone? 🤪

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skye.109: I guess I should start calling you Persephone

↳ misshuntermc: You should 🙂‍↕️ ↳ skye.109: Shall I worship you like a goddess as well? ↳ misshuntermc: bring me your best offerings 😌

liiisa_: Girl only you because how tf 🧐

↳ misshuntermc: I guess I just got it like that 🤷🏾‍♀️ ↳ talkthat_tara: she's not human confirmed 👍🏼

thing1_luke: WITCH!! 🫵🏼

↳ thing2_kieran: SEIZE HER !! 🫵🏼 ↳ misshuntermc: im gonna put spells on you while you sleep little ones 😙 ↳ thing2_kieran: 😰 ↳ thing1_luke: 😥

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misshuntermc: I love my skyscraper boyfriend

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skye.109: your skyscraper boyfriend loves you more

↳ misshuntermc: I’m gonna melt into oblivion 😍🫠

thing1_luke: Did you get shorter???

↳ thing2_kieran: her attitude must be causing her to shrink 🤣 ↳ misshuntermc: meet me in the weight room in 10 😙 ↳ thing2_kieran: Luke took my phone I didn’t even say that 😰 ↳ skye.109: have fun boys

talkthat_tara: let me borrow that hoodie

↳ misshuntermc: no you never give me my stuff back ↳ talkthat_tara: please 🥺 ↳ misshuntermc: No ♥️

skye.109

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skye.109: her>>>>anything else

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misshuntermc: Guys I think he likes me 😋

↳ skye.109: Am I that obvious? ↳ misshuntermc: just a little 😘

nene.nero: Bouquet bigger than MCs head and her head big af

↳ misshuntermc: ☹️ ↳ skye.109: Start running ↳ liiisa_: Nero remember that video from karaoke night? 🙂 ↳ nene.nero: You guys know I'm just joking ↳ talkthat_tara: EXPOSE HIM 🗣️🗣️

imjenna: A pretty girl getting pretty flowers 🤍

↳ misshuntermc: Jenna you're gonna make me blush 🤭

evollpoliceofficial_backup: It's giving Zade Meadows

↳ misshuntermc: Sylus I thought you blocked them 🤨 ↳ skye.109: they made a backup account ↳ thing2_kieran: FAN BEHAVIOR 🥱 ↳ thing1_luke: If y'all don't go find something safe to do 😒

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misshuntermc: need to figure out how to be that phone

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talkthat_tara: if he didn’t aggressively throw his phone out the window throw the whole man away 🚮

↳ misshuntermc: he did & he clocked Kieran in the forehead by accident ↳ liiisa_: he better have gripped you the way he grips that glock ↳ misshuntermc: 😏🤭🤭

thing1_luke: @/thing2_kieran still caught that phone tho 😤💪🏼

↳ misshuntermc: my boy seein stars now 😭 ↳ liiisa_: saved the phone but at what cost? ☠️

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skye.109: third wheeling my own girlfriend

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liiisa_ replied to public story: can you send me this photo? 😅🙏🏼

misshuntermc replied to public story: With the way you were on me the whole time trust me no one thought you were the third wheel 🙄

thing1_luke replied to public story: Should we get rid of this Lisa character? 🤨

thing2_kieran replied to public story: What are your orders boss? 🫡

[akemisamui]

Moments Posts - Sylus

Random posts on the TL w/ Boyfriend Sylus ft. the crow twins

misshuntermc

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misshuntermc: somebody got us kicked out I won’t name any names though….

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skye.109: I told you not to bring them with us

↳ misshuntermc: coming from the person who used his evol to get a perfect score ↳ skye.109: no proof

thing2_kieran: What’s a guy gotta do to get credit for a pic 🙄

↳ misshuntermc: control your brother ↳ things2_kieran: nvm 😁

skye.109: I will buy you your own arcade so we don't have this problem

↳ thing1_luke: can I get one ? ↳ skye.109: don't piss me off

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skye.109: She looks good enough to eat

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misshuntermc: is that a promise or a threat?

↳ skye.109: come find out ↳ misshuntermc: 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

talkthat_tara: this man posts once a month and its always his girl who wants to jump off the 5th floor with me??

↳ thing1_luke: wait for me 🏃🏻 ↳ thing2_kieran: lets do the 25th floor instead ↳ misshuntermc: 🙄 can you three stop ↳ skye.109: let them hate

liiisa_: oh my gosh mc you look so hot 🥵

↳ misshuntermc: just trying to be like you babes 😉

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skye.109: I tried to persuade her to call out of work today

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misshuntermc: update I went to work guys

↳ liiisa_: you're a better person than me ↳ imjenna: I would've called out ↳ talkthat_tara: suddenly im sick as hell 🤒 ↳ misshuntermc: JENNA??? 🥴

thing2_kieran: I broke my back carrying all those bags just for her to abandon us

↳ thing1_luke: I will never emotionally recover from this 🫠

misshuntermc: why does no one want me to work???

↳ skye.109: you should've called out ↳ talkthat_tara: you should've called out ↳ liiisa_: you should've called out ↳ imjenna: I'll approve your sick time call out next time

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skye.109: She doesn't know this private jet is under her name

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misshuntermc: IM SORRY?????

↳ thing1_luke: she knows now ↳ skye.109: surprise sweetie 😘

nene.nero: cries in broke bitch 🥲

liiisa_: is that offer to jump off a building still on the table?

↳ talkthat_tara: girl im coming to pick you up we can hold hands

thing2_kieran: lord I've seen what you've done for others 🙏🏼

↳ misshuntermc: you're basically his son ... you're rich by association ↳ thing2_kieran: I didn't get a private jet ↳ skye.109: and you never will

[akemisamui]

Nevermind I'll Get It

How I imagine the LADS Men reacting to you being too impatient to wait for their help. [Requested by: Onliafaze]

Zayne

MC: Zayne can you help me real quick

Zayne: *sending a quick email* Yes what is it

MC: Can you grab my tumbler off the shelf for me I want to drink my tea on the balcony without bugs flying in it

Zayne: Yes give me on minute

MC: Okay

Less than three minutes later there's a loud crash in the kitchen

Zayne: What was that?

MC: Nothing!

Zayne finds you halfway off the counter trying not to step in glass

Zayne: I told you to give me a minute

MC: Yea and then two minutes passed

Zayne: So shattering multiple glasses was a better solution than waiting?

MC: Just help me down

Zayne: I should leave you there to think about your actions

MC: Zayne please!

Rafayel

You walk into the living room and find Rafayel sketching in silence

MC: Raf can you help me bring this box in?

Rafayel: What is it?

MC: A new bookshelf and it's heavy

Rafayel: Yea just give me one second cutie

You leave the room and suddenly Rafayel hears you scream bloody murder

Rafayel: *Rushes to you* What happened?!

MC: I DROPPED IT ON MY FOOT GET IT OFF!

Rafayel: I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME A SECOND!

MC: AND YOU TOOK FIVE!

Rafayel lifts the box off your foot and moves it so it won't fall on you again

Rafayel: *Inspecting your foot* Two seconds if you would've waited two more seconds

MC: I thought I could carry it on my own

Rafayel: Thats what you get for thoughtin' now look at you *holds your foot up*

MC: *pouting* Put some pep in your step next time

Rafayel: At least I have feet to step and put pep in … you almost lost your toes being impatient

MC: I know you're not talking you are literally the most impatient person alive

Rafayel: That's beside the point

Xavier

MC: Xav where's the step stool?

Xavier: I think Jeremiah still has it

MC: Well can you come grab this wine glass of the shelf I don't feel like climbing the counter

Xavier: Yea give me one second

MC: Nevermind you sound busy

Xavier hears the sound of glass shattering and your cry of pain.

Xavier: What happened?

MC: The glass slipped out my hand when I jumped down and now I have glass in my foot

Xavier: Why didn't you wait for me?

MC: You sounded busy

Xavier: I'm never too busy for you wait for me next time

MC: Okay okay whatever please get this glass outta my foot

Xavier: *Scoops you up off the floor* Alright does it hurt?

MC: No it feels great I wish I could have glass in my foot all the time yes it hurts!

Xavier: No need for the sarcasm you did this to yourself

Sylus

MC: Sy can you come get Mephisto off my vanity he keeps building a nest with my stuff

Sylus: Maybe he just wants to feel half as pretty as you

MC: Come get him before I dismantle him

Sylus: I’m coming sweetie give me one minute

2 minutes later....

MC: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

Sylus walks in the find you chasing Mephisto around the room

Sylus: What’s going on.

MC: I tried to scoot him off and this bag of wires cracked my concealer in half and got it all over the place

Sylus: He doesn’t like being pushed

MC: How was I supposed to know that?

Sylus: You would've known if you had given me a minute sweetie

MC: I gave you one and two minutes passed after that so that’s not my fault….

Sylus: *Raises his brow and smirks* and what did we learn from being impatient

MC: That my concealer is not Mephistos color

Sylus: No.

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Cramp Simulator

LADS Men and a cramp simulator. This is how I imagine they would handle it.

A/N: I’ve gotten many requests for a cramp simulator so this is for those who wanna torture their man hehe

𝚉𝚊𝚢𝚗𝚎

[Before]

Of course he is berating you with questions. Where did you get this? why do you want him to do this? Will this have long lasting effects?

Believes you when you say your cramps are bad so he’s having a hard time understanding why you want to cause him immense pain

Agrees anyway because he will always do whatever you want him to do

[During]

This would be one of the rare moments you see Zayne break his calm cool and collected composure

“Are you sure you’re not having a heart attack every month?” He’s leaning on any surface he can find long after you’ve taken the simulator off of him

I imagine he has a high pain tolerance, but this was too much “You can turn it off now” you turn it up. “My love please turn it off” red in the face sweating and hands are shaking

[After]

You gave him your heating pad to help with the lingering pain “I was unaware of what you were dealing with every month”

Prepare to be pampered every time you get your period now; he's stocking up all your feminine products, tea, heating pads, painkillers, and your favorite foods and snacks

Monitors your heart closely during the week because he's worried you might have a heart attack

Brings up the option of medical grade painkillers, but immediately changes his mind because he doesn’t want you getting addicted

“Next time you start you period just take the week off” insists you stay home and let him take care of you, bringing you tea and rubbing your stomach

𝚁𝚊𝚏𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚕

[Before]

Overconfident to start — he can sense when you’re not feeling well, but can’t sense your cramp pain he just knows you’re not okay

Believes you when you say your cramps are bad, but "there’s no way they’re that bad" he has a high pain tolerance so “this will be a piece of cake turn it up”

[During]

Trying to hide the grimace on his face when he feels the first ‘cramp’ “Keep going?” “Yea this is nothing” he’s already sweating

Screaming, whining, crying and damn near throwing up “I’m dying there’s no way im not dying I see the light” “You’re not dying” “YES I AM”

“This is what you go through? No wonder you’re so mean” “I was being nice this is what I actually feel” you turn it up and he throws himself on the floor “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY TURN IT OFF PLEASE” gasping for air as he rolls around

[After]

Leaves you little snacks and gifts outside the door whenever you get your period now

Has never asked “Is it really that bad?” again because he knows the answer now; gets pains just thinking about it

Had to go lay down and take a nap after you took the simulator off of him.

Stocks up on heating pads and rubs your stomach and back religiously now

𝚇𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚛

[Before]

Isn’t nervous, but also isn't excited “I’m ready”

Is only doing this because you promised him hotpot afterwards

“You’re no stranger to pain” “Im not a masochist” “Debatable”

[During]

The pain was so bad that it pissed him off “This is complete bullshit” “I’m not interested in continuing this turn it off please”

When you turn it up so show him what you actually experience he’s kneeling at your feet begging you to turn it off “My Star please I understand please end this”

Accidentally grips whatever is near him so hard he breaks it

sweating, red in the face with tears in his eyes

[After]

Nurse Xavier now

Whenever you get your period he’s making you lay down and take it easy all week.

Is helping you in and out of bed

Leaves either a tampon or fresh underwear with a pad already lined in it on the counter for you when you get out of the shower

Loves these weeks now because he can nap with you as much as he wants

Carries you everywhere “Xav I promise I can walk” “With cramps as horrendous as those? You really are superwoman”

𝚂𝚢𝚕𝚞𝚜

[Before]

Nonchalant as always has almost a bored expression

“I still feel pain Princess, but I'll indulge you”

You tell him to sit down, but he opts to stand

"You shot and stabbed me before I can handle this" "I scratched you" "You stabbed me clear through the chest" "What?" "What."

[During]

Panting and red in the face does his best to try and handle the pain

Breathing heavily and doubled over leaning against the nearest surface he can find

“Okay okay thats enough” brought him to knees once again “I thought you could handle pain?” “That does not mean I enjoy it”

Has to sit down for a while completely still like a statue after that

[After]

Already pampered you during your periods, but he’s upped it now

Literally tracks your cycle and makes sure he’s always nearby incase it comes early

Wants you to stay with him the entire time “I need to go to work Sylus” “No you don’t you need to rest”

Makes a nesting bed for you and is at your beckoned call

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12/29/24; 09:45pm

sylus x fem.reader

a stuffy nose-

constant coughs that made it seem like you were hacking up a lung-

and the sensation of thorns gripping at your throat-

it was clear that you were suffering from what had to be the worst cold of your life. the congestion and the stuffiness in your nose made your head ache, rendering you unable to move from the comfort of your bed. with your body caught in the throes of constant aches and chills, it came as no surprise that you were unable to check your phone as well.

while you wallowed in your misery, your phone kept lighting up every few minutes or so with a text notification and a few missed calls. however, the constant pounding in your head rendered you unable to respond to such texts as the pain was too much for you.

time became an unknown concept to you, with you seeming to melt into bed as your consciousness kept drifting in and out. the only sounds you could hear were your constant coughs and labored breaths. throughout it all, you felt the sweat running down your brow, finally making you break free from your cocoon of blankets. as you emerged from your comforter, you became dimly aware of a series of caws coming from your window, weakly moving your head toward the sounds.

your breaths come out in heavy puffs of air, and you saw a familiar, mechanical crow watching your every movement.

mephisto?

uncertain if your eyes were playing tricks on you, you felt intrigued when a single feather was seen falling from your ceiling. even in your haze, you manage to capture the single black feather within the palm of your hand, only to feel the air shift as your hand was gripped by a certain onychinus leader.

“my sweet little dove is sick.” while you were left reeling from the sudden appearance of your boyfriend, you watch as his gaze burns with concern for you. “you should have reached out to me the moment you weren’t feeling well.”

you swallow thickly, only to wince when a series of coughs takes over, further causing your throat to burn. “s-sorry… felt really shitty and too w-weak.” your voice comes out hoarse and strained due to your cold, making sylus shake his head in response.

“it’s okay, just lay back and rest. you’ve got me to take care of you now.” he clicks his tongue, leaning forward to press a kiss against your damp forehead. “sleep some more, and i’ll be right back with some soup and medicine for you.”

warmth surrounds you, watching as sylus steps out of your room with mephisto flying toward him, landing on his broad shoulder while letting out a series of caws. an amused chuckle escapes from sylus as he gives the crow a series of gentle pats. “i know you’re worried about her, but we’ll nurse her back to health soon enough.”

despite how awful you felt, you couldn’t stop the smile from spreading across your features, making you cling to your comforter as your heart began racing with anticipation. sylus had always taken care of you during the handful of times you had gotten sick before, and it was honestly the highlight of your life. just knowing that such a powerful man loved you so deeply was enough to fill your heart to the brim with joy-

and you knew that you could never take sylus’s love for granted-

for this man was willing to give you the world on a silver platter if you so much as asked.

a dreamy expression was painted on your face when sylus returns with a tray in hand, carrying what looked like a steaming bowl of soup with a bottle of medication and a tall glass of ice water. he settles himself next to you, holding the bowl filled with soup while setting the tray off to the side. silver spoon in hand, he scoops up some of the broth and blows on it before feeding it to you. the moment you taste the soup, you let out a happy moan and relish in the sensation of the warm liquid easing the ache within your throat. with a patience of a man who loved you deeply, sylus continues to hand feed you the rest of his soup, even taking his time to wipe away at the stray droplets of broth from the corner of your lips.

once you had finished eating, sylus gives you your medicine, gently coaxing you to take careful sips of your water as the pills went down. his loving smile causes a surge of warmth to blossom within your very veins, and when he stands, you immediately stop him by gripping at his wrist. his brow was lifted at you in question, but you simply gave him one of your signature pouts (the one that sylus could never resist.) “can you stay and cuddle with me? i think i need your cuddles to feel even better, sy.”

he rolls his eyes while feigning annoyance, yet gets into bed with you without hesitation. you let a series of victorious giggles, knowing you had sylus wrapped around your finger when he joins you beneath the covers while wrapping an arm around your waist.

“damn that pout.” he tells you with a grunt, “if you looked at me like that while telling me to burn the world for you- i would do so in a heartbeat, sweetie.”

your soft laughter continues to echo throughout the room as you hid your face within his chest, allowing the sound of his heartbeat to lull you into a peaceful slumber… helping you dream about him as you slowly began to heal-

always with sylus by your side.

end notes: my beloved needs to have more fluff written for him, so have this unedited fluff shot 😭🙌🏻

all stories are written by rei; please do not repost, plagiarize, or translate my works!!

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Shiny Glaceon comm for @skyheroshaymin on twt!!❄️

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