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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

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satisfying

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My other car is a rainbow trout

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*me reviewing a comedy special* This show had 43 jokes in it, and they were all great jokes. The stage was brown, and he stood in front of a red curtain

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i love when an author truly understands a character so well that they can just put said character in any situation and still have them act correctly. like yeah okay hes a cat cafe owner. hes a middle school teacher. hes a dog. and hes acting exactly how he would act if he was a dog.

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“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

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do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”

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thesaurus.com save me

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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon