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My mom just sent me this picture of my dog鈥 guess we got a lot of snow, then
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fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!
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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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gay toothpaste commercial: sis use it on your teeth don鈥檛 swallow djjshdhdh! hi. do you want a snatched smile like me? dentists everywhere are shaking and screaming
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every time i have to eat or shower or whatever i get so pissed off. like i just fucking did all this shit yesterday
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