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invites you over to do a cnc somno scene with me but it becomes increasingly obvious im trying to recreate the diamond heist from the wallace and gromit short the wrong trousers

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My bro. My guy. My dude, what you don't realize is that in my great land of the united states, we have a great many cultural customs, and as a unique quirk of new bumfuckton indiana we have a number of terms that are actually gender neutral here. So when I called you a "man in a dress",

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 2

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Fucking wild that I've been on HRT for five years now btw. Fucking wild that I've been legally a woman for six. Fucking wild that I've been out of the closet for seven.

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this is such a profoundly stupid thing to be mad about but. i periodically think about how banksy made one of my single favorite pieces of art of all time, and everything else he's ever done has sucked. man, how did you nail it once

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sub or dom?

a burden

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Gut shabbos

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LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

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fallout 1 immediately set the tone not only for itself but for the entire series when the first thing you see is a news report that says “our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed canada” and then cuts to footage of a solider in power armor executing a civilian while another soldier laughs and then it cuts to an american flag with BUY WAR BONDS superimposed over the image

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I am glad that "GIFVs" and what are basically just videos without audio are slowly replacing them

It is a bit sad how much cultural cachet "GIFs" have because GIF as a format is this very old and very inefficient shitty format

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It is a bit sad how much cultural cachet "GIFs" have because GIF as a format is this very old and very inefficient shitty format

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I know they say “stop and smells the roses” as a cliche and a metaphor, but I cannot emphasize enough that in this bloom-laden month of May, as you walk down the sidewalk, unless you are actively racing to catch public transit, you should keep an eye out for beautiful flowers and pause to smell them. Especially roses. Those things are so pretty and they often smell so good.

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very hard to do

7 colors 40 frames

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Kaaterskill Falls (1826) by Thomas Cole