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Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
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remember the literal dark ages when screens weren’t backlit and you needed this fucking thing to see what you were doing
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OKAY SO LETS TALK ABOUT WHEN YOUR GIRL IS ASS NAKED LOOKING FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR AND SHE AINT EEM TRYNA BE CUTE SHE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR MATCHING SOCKS N SHIT BUT LOWKEY LOOKING MAJESTIC N SHIT, SHE OVER HERE WALKING CROSS THE ROOM OVER TO THE CLOSET WITH THIS SEXY ASS GAZELLE ASS WALK AND YOU OUT HERE LIKE MY NIGGA HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL RIGHT NOW I CAN BUHLEEDISHIT AND THEN YOU SEE HER FACE WHILE SHE PUTTING TOGETHER OUTFIT AND SHE LIKE 12 DIFFERENT TYPES OF CUTE AND YOU NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING HOW ALL THIS IS EXISTING IN THE SAME UNIVERSE
and then she does that shit for another 45 fucking minutes and its annoying as hell cuz yall aint never on time for nothing cuz her fuckass cant never make up her mind.
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County days
I just want to sit outside under the sun and listen to country on Pandora. But instead I'm sitting in an office listening to country writing about product features. News flash the CFO is ordering pizza for the office. Yes.
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A cute little blonde classmate of my six-year-old kisses him today. So of course, he did what only my son would do - he told the teacher on her.
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The CIA just got a Twitter, and we found some other agencies’ Twitter accounts…
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Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames by Coleman Engle.
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Nightwing #142
"Thanks for the tidbit, Obi-Wan." "I’m a walking fortune cookie." "Yeah, and a stale one at that."
There is nothing that makes me happier than the Batfam acting like a family. Especially the boys acting like brothers.
Bonus: Poor Alfred
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"I am not Bruce Wayne. But when lives were lost…and the entire city was at stake…I did what Batman had to do. I acted as the Dark Knight. To the best of my abilities—I became him. And I succeeded. Not as Dick Grayson. And not as Bruce Wayne. (Batman #697)
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