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Yea, they won’t teach you this.

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Every time you swipe your card…

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THIS

Why I’m starting this blog

I’ve realized that there must come a point in humanity’s existence on this planet where we throw off our collective governments and band together not according to race or geographic location, but as a species.

In order to overcome the dangers that we face, such as global warming, overpopulation, the exhaustion of our planet’s resources and the oppression of our leaders and politicians we must throw off our individual governments in favor of a single unified planet.

The main reason for working towards this one world government is of course the fact that it will not be the US Space Fleet defending our planet, nor will it be the USSR Space Fleet, it will be Earth’s Space Fleet. We don’t need politics to get in the way of people from all over the planet knowing each other, loving each other and caring about each other without dissenting over religious belief, political persuasion, gender, race, social status, etc.

I see humanity wanting to work together to end poverty and hunger by sharing all of our resouces.

I see humanity unifying itself under one banner in order to reach greater heights and be able to reach out to other planets.

I see humans who truly want to help each other, ridding ourselves of the liars and cheaters who rule over us, claiming they have our best interest at heart.

All I can see of course is the Christians complaining that the anti-christ is coming.. but honestly how long do you think we can survive if we’re limited by what our countries can do instead of what we the people can do.

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When you spill your entire shamrock shake on the floor

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I wish I could have hair as good as my dog's. Maybe then girls would run their hands through it.

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Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Chuck Palahniuk (via beschaedigung)

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Holy shit it IS the same story!

How ‘Empire’ is tricking you into liking the old timey costume drama ‘The Lion in Winter.’ 

Did you think you were watching ‘Empire’ the whole time? Think again! The show actually has many parallels to a drama that takes place in 1183! Yes, it takes place in the middle ages, but while the setting might be medieval, the emotions, dialogue, and plot are extremely sharp, dark, and modern.

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Firefly stars Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk are making a web series

…about actors who starred in a canceled sci-fi show. Shiny.

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BACONSPIRACY!

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All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex

AMEN

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