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Going down on a girl after bottom surgery, call that Bluetooth because she doesn't have a dongle anymore

you sending this on anon makes you one of historys most incredible unknown poets

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canon (derogatory)

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Hifumi Izanami Stimboard with drink mixing and glitter

Keep reading

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Each divison introducing their groups members

Ikebukuro

Ichiro: these are my adorable lil brothers, and we are BUSTER BROS!!!

Jiro and saburo: YAH!!

Shibuya

Ramuda: These are my Bitches, and we are FLING POSSE~☆!

Gentaro: I confirm that that is correct. ^^

Dice: wait we're wHat- ?

Yokohoma

Samatoki: these are my side hoes, and we are MTC.

Jyuto: um, EXCUSE ME?

Rio: I dont understand, how are we yard tools?

Shinjuku

Jakurai: these are my gay-married homosexual teammates/comrades, and we make Matenrou.

Doppo: ...uh, thank you?

Hifumi: Awww, Doc!!♡ We love you!! ♡XOXO

Nagoya

Hitoya: these are my.... beloved annoying Kids, and we are Badass Temple. ....♡

Kuko and Jyushi: Love you Dad!!♡♡

Osaka

Sasara: These are my mood-killing friends and they hate doitsuhare homo

Rosho: you spelled that wrong

Rei: haha no he didnt

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I love them so much <3

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what does everyone in passione have in common they are all fucking idiots

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some thoughts about ADHD and baseline guilt

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when you know act ii is gonna be full of tears and shit but all the songs are bops™

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here’s all of my heathers moodboards together! i was going to do ms. fleming too but decided there wasn’t much to do for her

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a soft friend rests in the light

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My goal in life? Me and my girlfriend are on holiday somewhere where they speak Spanish. We’re at a restaurant. The server comes up to us to ask us what we want to order. I speak to the waiter. My Spanish is flawless. My girlfriend looks at me in awe. We don’t end up eating dinner bc we go back to the hotel where she fucks me senseless. The end.

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A clock whose face goes up to 13 is a total cliché at this point - If I walked into some Hell-dimension and saw that, I’d just think they were trying too hard. You know what would really unnerve me? A clock whose face stops at 11.

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Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

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scream

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Merry Crisis