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[ai-is-writing]

this is ceilidh (sry, ceilidho isn't my main so i can't send asks from there >:[) BUT OH I LOVE THE FIC!!!! plumber!Ghost is quickly climbing up the ladder of my fave non-military tropes and the suggestiveness and slight flirtation in your little fic was off the charts. <3

I'm glad that you liked it <3

[ai-is-writing]

I really tried my best but it’s more suggestive that anything else. If someone wants to add on to this feel free.

You’re not really sure who you expected to knock at your door after you called the Plumber-company (your mind funnily enough, reminding you of the Italian plumber, with his red hat, from your favorite childhood game) but you definitely didn’t account for the behemoth standing in your doorway. Is he going to fit in your bathroom, your bed yes but your bathroom? You have to shake the thoughts from you head, the man’s here to work, to help you with your problem.

He must’ve seen the hesitant look on your face, cocking an eyebrow up urging you to let him in. "141 Plumbing, you called. The name's Simon."

"Ah yes, come inside. The bathroom's just down the hallway." If you could even call it a hallway, the shoebox of an apartment all you could afford with rent prices skyrocketing in Manchester. But that’s a bullet you had to bite for the luxury of living alone.

You close the door before leading him to the bath. "I don’t know why but the water takes ages to drain from the sink. At this point I’ve tried every trick in the books but nothing really helped. Ain't got a man to help me clean my pipes, thought I’d leave it to someone with hands more skilled than mine." Simon let’s out a low chuckle and you can’t help yourself to glance over your shoulder throwing him a smile.

Stopping in front of your bathroom you step to the side as to let him walk in.

"Sorry, it‘s going to be a tight fit, didn’t expect someone so big." He dismisses your apology with a cocky smile, stepping into the room. "Don’t you worry, doll. I can work with tight, always make sure it fits." I bet you do.

Your face feels hot.

You can’t comprehend if that really was meant to sound so lewd or if it’s just the part of you brain that has been disappointed by one-night-stands more than often, that’s listening. God how long has it been.

You really take him in now that he’s in your bathroom, crouching down inspecting your sink. Blond hair. Work pants. Tight shirt. Shoulders so wide he could be Hercules himself. Speaking of, he’s carrying muscles that make you think about what he’s doing in his free time. Probably working out. He could work me out. God you really need to get dicked-down. Preferably by the man taking up half of your bathroom by simply exist-

„Sweetheart, I need to clean out your pipe."

"I-" you swallow. Have you been thinking out loud? "sorry, what?"

His stare is so intense that it might just burn holes through you. "There is a blockage I need to remove, if not it will lead to the pipe busting. Flooding your cute apartment."

oh.

You nod at him and he starts taking apart the pipe connecting your sink to the wall. Thick fingers gripping pliers, working swiftly to loosen the coupling nut.

You feel ashamed. Dirty. Having such thoughts about a man simply doing his job and being more than professional, makes you feel bad.

Simon is a quick and efficient worker. Disassembling, cleaning out and reassembling the pipes in mere minutes. You didn’t even get to offer him a lemonade.

He’s now standing to his full height, toolbox slung under his arm: "The bill will be issued to this address. You don’t got to worry s'not going to be expensive, was hardly here." Simon's looking you up and down, under his scrutiny you can’t help but clench your thighs together, body heating up.

"Thank you."

"No need to thank me darling, it’s my job." Very professional.

You lead him back to your front door, opening it in one smooth motion. Thanking him once more and wishing him a good day, you try to close your door but Simon turns around again. He hands you a piece of paper with a wink.

"Maybe next time i can check if your pipes are still in good condition, seems like they haven’t been used in quite a while?“

Plumber!ghost coming to clean out your pipes

Plumber!ghost coming to clean out your pipes

(sorry I had to, someone sedate me now)

genuinely im not joking this is me being absolutely sincere, i need u to write this :|