ahumanprobably
ahumanprobably
rat-a-tat-tat
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she/they I wanted to put an Ada Lovelace quote here but none of them were gay enough :(
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ahumanprobably · 11 days ago
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Murph's characters always end up as my faves. I didn't fully render because! I was tired :)
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ahumanprobably · 17 days ago
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I am RUNNING OUT OF TIME to experience teenage love. I am RUNNING OUT OF TIME to go to clubs while it's still illegal and hate my time there. I am RUNNING OUT OF TIME to be wild and young soon I will have fucking taxes
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ahumanprobably · 17 days ago
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me before going anywhere: wow I am probably going to meet a beautiful woman and fall in love can't wait
me when meeting a beautiful woman: wow I am going to precede to say absolutely fuck all to this person
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ahumanprobably · 10 months ago
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Aroace riz please <3
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Me 🤝 Riz Gukak:
Like.. everything
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ahumanprobably · 10 months ago
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made a uquiz
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ahumanprobably · 1 year ago
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reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that
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ahumanprobably · 1 year ago
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"you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT" yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit
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ahumanprobably · 1 year ago
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You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry
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ahumanprobably · 1 year ago
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thinking about noah’s nameless wife takes inventory
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ahumanprobably · 1 year ago
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Some of my favorite words and phrases to describe a character in pain
coiling (up in a ball, in on themselves, against something, etc)
panting (there’s a slew of adjectives you can put after this, my favorites are shakily, weakly, etc)
keeling over (synonyms are words like collapsing, which is equally as good but overused in media)
trembling/shivering (additional adjectives could be violently, uncontrollably, etc)
sobbing (weeping is a synonym but i’ve never liked that word. also love using sob by itself, as a noun, like “he let out a quiet sob”)
whimpering (love hitting the wips with this word when a character is weak, especially when the pain is subsiding. also love using it for nightmares/attacks and things like that)
clinging (to someone or something, maybe even to themselves or their own clothes)
writhing/thrashing (maybe someone’s holding them down, or maybe they’re in bed alone)
crying (not actual tears. cry as in a shrill, sudden shout)
dazed (usually after the pain has subsided, or when adrenaline is still flowing)
wincing (probably overused but i love this word. synonym could be grimacing)
doubling-over (kinda close to keeling over but they don’t actually hit the ground, just kinda fold in on themselves)
heaving (i like to use it for describing the way someone’s breathing, ex. “heaving breaths” but can also be used for the nasty stuff like dry heaving or vomiting)
gasping/sucking/drawing in a breath (or any other words and phrases that mean a sharp intake of breath, that shite is gold)
murmuring/muttering/whispering (or other quiet forms of speaking after enduring intense pain)
hiccuping/spluttering/sniffling (words that generally imply crying without saying crying. the word crying is used so much it kinda loses its appeal, that’s why i like to mix other words like these in)
stuttering (or other general terms that show an impaired ability to speak — when someone’s in intense pain, it gets hard to talk)
staggering/stumbling (there is a difference between pain that makes you not want to stand, and pain that makes it impossible to stand. explore that!)
recoiling/shrinking away (from either the threat or someone trying to help)
pleading/begging (again, to the threat, someone trying to help, or just begging the pain to stop)
Feel free to add your favorites or most used in the comments/reblogs!
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ahumanprobably · 1 year ago
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the true ballet experience is looking up a step to break it down and having absolutely no idea how it's spelt like
"how to ron de jom en dayors"
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ahumanprobably · 1 year ago
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I made another set of these. I have a few others too, i just don't know how to tag them here yet, but u can find them on my page! :))
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ahumanprobably · 2 years ago
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my morning routine is wake up yawn like a cartoon character in a fairytale then stare at the ceiling for 2 hours and recover from the insane and prophetic dreams ive had
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ahumanprobably · 2 years ago
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i will cry if a single soul makes fun of me for this
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ahumanprobably · 2 years ago
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*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.
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ahumanprobably · 2 years ago
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my favorite sub-genre is low quality pics starring matthew gray gubler ♥︎ ˚ ₊ ୨୧
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ahumanprobably · 2 years ago
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snetzels (snail pretzels)
(insp)
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