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Movies

okay, so i’m not allowed to watch movies with my friends anymore because everytime I do, I notice random shit about the movie that either doesn’t make sense, or totally changes the perspective of the movie.

FOR EXAMPLE

eddie’s million dollar bake off

queer allegory for eddie and hannah being closeted

eddie’s interest for “something girly” (cooking), is supposed to be him being gay

him playing baseball is coded for him being closeted and presenting as straight

same with hannah pretending to be a cheerleader to her mom, when she was playing on the team

there’s no way the baking teacher wasn’t a little bit gay…. like LOOK at her, she’s either ace or a lesbian i swear

bridget simmons represents the only kid that’s out and gets bullied for being out

the dad represents people who don’t understand being anything other that straight bc it’s all they’ve been conditioned to know (ex. when he says don’t throw like a girl even tho hannah’s a pitcher, and that whole scene)

also that scene when eddie’s sneaking into the kitchen to make food, idk what that was but it def wasn’t a straight moment i know that 👀

I realize after typing this super bulletpointed list that this will only make sense to people who’ve seen eddie’s million dollar bake off, but at the same time I really don’t have energy to make another list for another movie…

SO if you want you can give me a movie to do, and i can run more movies (while typing this, i realize im definitely starting a pandora’s box for movies, but it’s FINE)

okay uhhh bye

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Riot Games Does It Again

I never thought I’d say this....

But I have a new appreciation for League’s ability titling.

Didn’t know Riot liked 80′s music that much.

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IF I HAVE TO SUFFER KNOWING THIS EXISTS THEN SO DOES EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME.

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RUINED MISS FORTUNE

no pirate gf why live :(

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Rapunzel and Flynn from Tangled have the EXACT same energy as Judy Hopps and the Fox from ZooToopia. No I will not be explaining this thought either.

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I know, for a fact that Tom (Tom and Jerry) could TOTALLY kick the Other Mother’s (Coraline) ASS. 

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the ONLY reason my dm’s will always be open, is two reasons

1. i like cursed memes

2. i’m a hopeless romantic who pines for the day that someone slides in my dm’s with a good pick up line and humor.

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“I don’t understand why everyone’s so surprised when they hear movie stars play dnd. Like they’re just max level theater geeks.”

- a dumbass on my server

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is it just me. or does anyone get the feeling like they’d be more interesting if they just like... did a line of coke? like just once.

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If we get a femboy Hooters, I want a DILF Buffalo Wild Wings.

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NOW IM FALLING ASLEEP AND SHE’S CALLING ACAB!!!! While they’re throwing some smoke, and she’s protesting back!!!!

(If y’all want me to make a Mr. Brightside BLM protest parody just let me know, i’ll do it)

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❗ATTENTION❗

DO NOT BUY ANYTHING JULY 4TH -7TH

PEOPLE OF THE BLM MOVEMENT ARE TRYING TO CAUSE AN ECONOMIC BLACKOUT THAT WOULD COST THE GOVERNMENT AROUND 3.5 BILLION DOLLARS!

��SPREAD THE NEWS❗

(6/2/2020)

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funking home of phobic tumblr won’t let me post from my computer.

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Pride

Straight cis people asking for their own pride is like asking for a blue shell in Mario Kart when you’re in first, and if you don’t see the problem with that, then either you’re dumb, or you don’t play enough Mario Kart.

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knee pads are just bras for your legs.

contacts are just bras for your eyes.

socks are just bras for your feet.

underwear is just bras for your butt.

everything is a bra if you don’t care enough.